Jessica @cat@awoo.space

so on a scale between 9 and 16 out of 10, how insecure do you think this thing will be?

we live in a society

wow i did not expect to find ADmINN here @dasharez0ne@twitter.com

hey uh asexual people are definitely welcome under the queer and LGBT umbrellas ok no further questions thank you and please fuck off if you disagree

I met my wife on Twitter but sincerely, Twitter is also fucking awful

nationalise and open-source twitter tbh

never mind apparently going private for 12 hours isn’t long enough to stem the tide of a viral tweet

I love how Twitter requires you to confirm your password in order to make your account private; a completely nondestructive, and sometimes very time-sensitive, action

going private because I can’t fuckig deal right now

hey I would still like very much to properly learn how to design a circuit board, if you know of anyone who could help that would rock

hey here’s an idea: if you’re going to call my phone from a silent number every day for a week and you keep getting voicemail

maybe that’s a decision I’m making and you should leave a fucking message

by 35 you should have at least 2.5 TB of disorganised old junk files you can’t bear to delete nor sort through on your computer

if http is so good why isn’t there an httq

bullshit asshole, nobody hates the fast and the furious here

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“luxury”

you ever have one of those days where you pour a nice glass of water, put the refilled jug back in the fridge, and walk directly away from the glass, never to return?

hi I saw some people on my timeline the other day saying they felt betrayed(?) by the latest episode(s) of steven universe and I am very confused, did we watch the same episodes?