Jessica @cat@awoo.space

I should’ve ended this toot with “in this paper I will,” alas

Ludacris’ “Area Codes” is not only disrespectful, but given the number of people I know with polycule branches crossing continents, it’s not even ambitious

“libertarian threatening legal action against internet randos for dunking on him for being an idiot” is my favourite summary of libertarians

I do know I’m years late to this lol

it’s like, the opposite approach to say, Skyrim, where the whole world levels with you; you merely exist in its world and may eventually grow to overcome its challenges, but you’re not there yet, and that’s a fantastically motivating and interesting way to frame the whole game?

hey another thing breath of the wild does really well is making you feel well and truly under threat; there are enemies everywhere which will mess you up if you give them a chance, but stealth and patience pay off in a big way, and it feels really good

(oh, uh, I “solved the puzzle”)

yeah okay so maybe I'm not ready for that fight #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

ah I see so it’s called “Mario Tennis Aces” because the netcode is so bad whoever serves first will win the match because both players will get aces every serve

LaserActive game but the video is used as the backdrop to a platformer, moving back and forth as your character progresses across the level

ah good it’s pride month so that means people are trying to kick ace people out of the queer and LGBT umbrellas, cool thanks, now kindly fuck off

wow cool thanks

[the hud disappears, control is taken from the player, moody music plays, a voice speaks]
Link… 🔻
Link, please tell me how you got your eyeliner like that?

when you’ve truly found your hill

photograph of an Australian electrical plug being held in front of a North American socket, captioned “we live in a society”

happy knife month everybody

You might be here a while, Link... #BreathoftheWild #NintendoSwitch

e-ink washi tape

may you live an interesting life

totally cool and not horrifying thing: if I plug my headphones into my laptop to charge and also into my laptop to play audio while charging I can hear… ~something~ PWM-ing