Jessica @cat@awoo.space

yeah the obvious phishing site is the one I want Siri, deffo, mhm

our TV uh, forgot how to Wi-Fi?

I did it I added a font to a goddamned email god is dead

Increasingly getting the feeling we threw out every dream of computers helping us do useful things in 2001 or so

if anyone can help me add a font to an rmail plgse lt em knew

so now I’m left with

do I fucking write a batch of emails by hand and IDK, pipe them into netcat so they head out over smtp? why is this not a thing *something* can do

I hate Ruby so *fucking* much

“I need to send some HTML emails, but no email client will let me compose it raw, guess I’ll use some Ruby!”

[half an hour later]

“you’re telling me Rails’ templating engine doesn’t fucking do anything unless used from Rails? Rails monkey-patches the template engine it uses???”

hey if you run an online banking service which prints amounts with thousand separators maybe consider making it fucking accept numbers pasted in with thousand separators

the other week I tried to use a fork of React Native which builds Mac apps

(it didn’t work)

that it’s not part of React Native itself really stinks, though

cursed image https://awoo.space/media/9k1C3-ta66qn-c1rTcI

I seem to have encountered some sort of conspiracy https://awoo.space/media/50ZrJTAwThvBq9i-H5s

I cannot believe I’m saying this, but I’m seriously considering paying money for Daemon Tools for Mac - it’s let me mount quite a few disk images macOS wouldn’t play ball with itself, and seems actually-legit?

One day I’d like to publish a game on Mac which is OSA scriptable so you can just TAS it using AppleScript

(Uploaded this to YouTube for posterity, and because it seems nobody else ever has https://youtu.be/9XemuvSXkFY)

I got a high score on the Macintosh version of Time Gal, AMA

today I overcame the anxiety to make an international call to shift an appointment so I wouldn’t be uh, in the middle of a flight during it; fear me, for now I am unstoppable

that Siri says “australia” with the “r” on the end is fucken aussie representation, mate