Jessica @cat@awoo.space

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been playing Oblivion and getting very annoyed at it whenever it breaks its own rules around sneaking

what’s the point of being 100% completely undetectable if the game script can just lock people’s attention onto you anyway when it’s opportune?

still looking for good ways to home-brew optical media

surely it must be possible to make a laserdisc at home

Hey heterosexual married couples (esp. with rings) do you still get asked if you want to split the bill when you go out? 🤔

I can’t believe this was my 100,000th tweet what the fuck

“It’s an EV, I swear!”

Remember when we used to periodically turn into a bear, a cat, and an… owl(?) on the weekends?

Struck out of the blue by the fact it’s been roughly a decade since anyone uttered the phrase “Resto Druid” in my presence

So I’ve had repeated WindowServer crashes when running Discord voice chat on my Mac, they all look roughly like this, and it particularly sucks because macOS doesn’t show a crash report dialog for these crashes, you’re just thrown out to LoginWindow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As much as I know that these Wikipedia articles are being factual, it’s hard to shake the feeling that the words “commercial” and “proprietary” are used unevenly as derogatory shorthand for software wiki editors don’t like?

Bootleg Mac Tonight: $3,600

I’d never seen a receipt with an emoji on it before, but uh, here’s 🍃

Woman walking alone with salad

I was genuinely looking for a click wheel implementation but I did not expect it to exist as a keyboard. (It looks like it’s supposed to render larger but doesn’t know what an iPhone X is)

trying out a new keyboard

please look forward to my Windows 10 Installer (talking a family member through deactivating privacy invading settings over the phone 100%) run at sgdq

Windows 10 really sucks for the tech members of the family because “you absolutely should upgrade to it,” “you need to turn off this exhaustive list of invasive features” and “do not trust any thing it does or asks you about” are all factual statements

hey everyone, please note your pronouns in your profile
p.s. hey please listen to trans people when we ask you to do things to help us out, and consider what your mild objection means

to be fair, the limited edition Osamu Tezuka GameBoy Light, which has (among others) Astro Boy, Princess Knight, Kimba and Unico on the front is *extremely* dang good