Jessica @cat@awoo.space

cool: BC marriage certificates don’t presume either partner are taking the other’s surname
not cool: I cannot register a change of surname by marriage in my Australian birth state without a recognised marriage certificate which says I’m changing my name

A game where you build a fully functioning city but then you can play an open-world, Saints Row-type game within it

hey let’s play destiny 2 sometime

staring longingly at the “glass of milk” emoji 🥛👀

[very ea sports big voice] system font big

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my newest twitter account, @gui_dreams@twitter.com (reg. March 2018), just got an email about this password breech, none of my other accounts have, interesting

why does every single person with a position of influence at twitter without fail have less than 5,000 tweets

Twitter: [writes user passwords to a log in plain text]
Twitter marketing: [writes this fucking headline about it]

do not be afraid to cross the memes

did anyone else witness this? was it real? who made it? why? so many questions I will likely never know the answers to

I’m also confused about why there was so much Perth in it, and whether the real estate agent knows he was featured so heavily in a weird online death match video game full of memes

eight years later, I’m still *very* confused about what that game even was

just had the most intense flashback to 2010, and this bizarre Source mod in particular, which I think was the peak of my “laughing at obnoxious, loud edgelord humour” phase, and included “memes” referencing a real estate agent from Perth, Western Australia http://www.moddb.com/mods/spragoon-georges-slazenger1

(I really wish the app we’re using let you query users’ time zone setting so this could actually be dynamic, but it’s better than nothing!)

I like to call this piece “remote-friendly output by brute force”

please, I just want a cold glass of water, why have we been waiting two and a half weeks for a refrigerator repair