distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space

@sudo_bee a g r e e d

@DirtyThirty now THAT'S a legend I want to HEAR

@kotep i knew it. stamos you bastard, where are you hiding it

@DirtyThirty aaaaAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT THAT

@kotep q: is this the "somewhere" that Alan Jackson's song "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" feat. guest vocalist James "Jimmy" Buffett is based on

@kotep sounds terrifying. sign me up

i used to have a friend who claimed they had invented and singlehandedly popularized big-hipped snake characters and in retrospect that is literally the most comically inaccurate claim ever

@hierarchon

@hierarchon every time i see that stupid burt's bees display at the local CVS with like NO SYNTHETICS, THE WAY IT SHOULD BE or whatever on it i fucking flip it off

@minty_da lookin cool!

@minty_da protip: i use the Containers plugin for Firefox that allows me to open different color-coded tabs that each act as a separate browser. for me plain is main, purple is personal, yellow is "hellow it's time to post some horny shit"

@hierarchon realtalk: my private AD is on monsterpit and on there it's called "admiring your roar" and that's just delightful

IF YOU UP FLORP THAT FUCKING PING

@minty_da cybre.space is EXTREMELY GOOD and i'm REALLY TEMPTED to move my main there

@itsnero I'M..... DWOWNING.............

welcome friends :)

@orrery i always think it's finally died out, and then i find someone who' proves me wrong