distressed egg 🍳 🔞 @distressedegg@awoo.space
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
robots
they're very hot
@masklayer o m g . . . i wonder if i can vectorize it
much as i detest FA, there is one thing i wish we could port over to mastodon
FROM THE PATREON: ill-tempered is over but we're between major spice comic projects right now, so I'm doing a loose little short story about art! and about... other stuff, lmao. expect this to run about eight pages, nothing too long.
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FROM THE PATREON: i posted this the night before halloweeEEEeeennnnn!!! wanted to go for a creepy infectious wraith hivemind thing for this?? might hone this idea for a comic later...
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someone on Tumblr named "anarcho-dykeism" just followed me and their blog is like 95% about destroying capitalism and kissing girls. The Internet Rules, Actually
FROM PATREON: patron sketches for October! a HYPNO BONANZA, plus some good old fashioned vore for good measure.
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@itsnero Fanny Dooley hates Weasyl but loves FurAffinity. Why do you think that is? (And how can we make her stop?)
@literorrery saaaaaame!!!
@distressedegg Fanny Dooley HATES fursuits but LOVES murrsuits. Why do you think that is?
Fanny Dooley HATES sex but LOVES yiff. Why do you think that is?
@literorrery one of the few hypno inducers that ACTUALLY, REALLY DOES HELP in real life, if it's your jam
FROM THE PATREON: out of all the hypnosis catalysts out there, i think weed has to be my fave, y'know? nothin like some of that dank, dank thZ if you KNOW what i MEAN my DUDES/DUDETTES/DUDENBIES.
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#introductions #nsfw Hey~ I'm a queer artist who draws weird spicy stuff! I run a Patreon at http://patreon.com/distressedegg and a blog at http://distressedegg.tumblr.com. Feel free to check out my work and subscribe, BUT: all my stuff is NSFW and only for ages 18+. Got it? good. *extremely seductive voice* NOW COME EXPLORE YOUR STRANGEST, MOST POWERFUL DESIRES WITH ME, YOU SEXY LITTLE RATTLESNAKES. https://awoo.space/media/w51jgUNhOHBBQZk-rjE https://awoo.space/media/YwO0GplkiWXwmG8z_qw https://awoo.space/media/5EcsSJ8fYrMpB8KCX5s https://awoo.space/media/82muvaU-Wa9OPj5t3Xo
@egypturnash this is why i was thinking this earlier today, essentially
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Due to changing temperaments in society, our magazine "The Pub and Bar Quarterly" has been rechristened "The Pube and Barf Monthly."
Do you ever think about how if the Many Worlds theory is real then in some universe Earth is one big monarchy ruled by someone named "The Pubelord"
@distressedegg guns are literally the opposite of porn. They're the anti-porn, the 1+1=2 of anti-life equations. Guns can fuck off
18+ only. no i don't just draw ovi but that's cool too http://patreon.com/distressedegg • http://distressedegg.tumblr.com • http://twitter.com/distressedegg
Joined Jul 2017
