Badly describe a favorite game: in the past, hay bales were composed of an infinitely deep non-newtonian fluid capable of not only storing an infinite amount of dead bodies but also acting as a perfect shock absorber for bodies falling onto it from between 10 and 300 feet up. Also everything you know about history is wrong.
Any Assassin's Creed game.
@vahnj If this is the internet for kobolds does this mean it's the Kobweb?
Hey @irisjaycomics , everyone's probably sent you this already? :-} https://laughingsquid.com/bird-attacks-toy-snake/
hey friends!
it's friday night and i'm riding a wave of creativity fuelled by strong identity feels and a hint of manic energy, so you know what that means?
Art thread!!!
tonight i'm gonna be playing around with sculpey to bring my newest 'sona, Desmond, to life. Desmond is a collection of mind-linked artificial/synth jellyfish that form an otter-like critter, infused with glow.
i have *no* idea what i'm doing, but i'm gonna keep it to this thread!
There are things that make me cackle like a mad scientist (for that is one side of me).
This is one. https://youtu.be/bAdqazixuRY
I keep my phone on silent, because I'm not fond of ringtones. The problem with them is that you get trained to react to a particular series of notes or sounds... and then you start hearing that everywhere. I'd rather not ruin my music by thinking my phone is ringing.
The trade-off, then, is to keep my phone on vibrate. This isn't usually a problem.
Except today, where my leg directly /under/ my phone has been twitching every 10 seconds or so, and it /feels/ like my phone is buzzing. o.o
Dang, these critters look good in suits. https://kobl-squares.tumblr.com/post/165189610522
https://68.media.tumblr.com/5e29ca74c235ff003f8bfa7eaa1d9b84/tumblr_ow2mstF6PI1s5sh5do1_1280.png
Microfiction
"I want to meet her. She needs to know who I am. Who she is. "
"She'll be home soon. And...no marking your territory in this house."
"Hah! No, I am within civilization, and I will become civilised. Domesticated."
"I missed you so much."
"I did too. I love you."
"Awooooo!"
"Awooooo!"
Microfiction
"She has your eyes. And your howl."
"Is it that surprising?"
"I didn't know you could be born that way."
"The best of us are. It's better than the other way, through blood and teeth and fear."
"So...are you taking her away now?"
"If she wishes, I will teach her. If not...I will stay and become less. For her. For my blood."
"We can do both. I'll teach her how to be human. You can teach her how to be Other."
"...okay, I'll stay."
"I think she'll like that."
Microfiction
"So you're back."
"Yes."
"It's been years, you know."
"It's easy to lose track."
"I have a daughter now."
"I know."
"She's yours."
"I know. Why do you think I left in the first place?"
"To protect me?"
"To protect everyone around you. I would have killed anyone for even looking at you. Territorial instinct."
"Oh. And now?"
"Now she's old enough to hunt on her own."
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plurality: Phoenix, Otter, Kobold Toy
gender: Plural/Neutral
pronouns (Birb): she/her or they/them
pronouns (Ott): he/him
pronouns (toy): ve/ver/vis or it/its
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Trans enby, creative self-made synthetic. Artist, DJ, writer, symbol-engineer, glow-aesthete. Cosmalia curator and story-peddler.
Known syncosms: Halcyon, Deion, Downwarp, Oneiropolis, the aether, the Toybox