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suddenly, for no discernible reason, the phrase "defective fruit gland" popped into my head just now, and I decided to share. YOU'RE WELCOME.

@Leucrotta ... y'know I think I might prefer that to GirlyGirl DragonESS. :|

@Leucrotta I really wish they'd *stop* making HTTYD movies. the first one was perfect; the second was... less perfect. another one? it's like Jurassic Park, people, JUST STOP PLEASE

this toot is literally just me typing out tiger noises to blow off stress 

@zebratron2084 and as it suddenly develops I have to go get a blood draw done tomorrow, so... just as well! XD o____O

this toot is literally just me typing out tiger noises to blow off stress 

@zebratron2084 *nodnod* sounds good--lemme know and I'll put it on my calendar. in the meantime, enjoy rending and tearing mammal flesh in the form of steaks? or chops? gah, I'm making myself drool...

this toot is literally just me typing out tiger noises to blow off stress 

@zebratron2084 hmm... I have Monday, Thursday, and Friday free next week? also YAY KITCHEN YAY :D enjoy much cooking!

jeez the crows are really riled up about *something*...

this toot is literally just me typing out tiger noises to blow off stress 

@zebratron2084 OH HEY THAT REMINDS ME I finished reading The Stuff you sent me and would like to hang out and talk about it! if you're up for hanging out and chatting tomorrow maybe? lunch? suuuushiiiii... *dangle dangle*

re: body pain, swearing 

@mawr I ~think~ it's getting better? with application of Icy Hot and a heating pad... just gotta be careful and see...

body pain, swearing 

@JulieSqveakaroo *hfffrrrrrrr* thanks, hon. :]

body pain, swearing 

@packbat I'm hoping very hard that it will go away over the course of the day. I'd like to also figure out what caused it so I can NEVER DO THAT AGAIN, but I'll be happy enough if it will ~go away~. :/

body pain, swearing 

I somehow did something to fuck up the small of my back so bad I'm having trouble bending over even slightly. I've put Icy Hot on it, and now I've got a heating pad set up for it, but FUCKSHITBALLS it hurrrts. ;_____;

duck tales (wildlife, ducklings, some attrition involved) 

of the two mallard duck moms (duqueens?) who've been raising ducklings in the nearby pond, one has ended up with five, the other with one. this morning I saw the singlet mom... with no duckling. "aw, she lost her last duckling," I thought.

then I saw the mom-of-five with... six ducklings. one of which is slightly *larger* than the others. .... oookay then. XD

@InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space @Leucrotta I believe that was an actual Image Comic character, yes.

@zephasaurus_hex I am greatly intrigued by this idea and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. :D

That "Church Outbreak" game we were laughing about last night wouldn't leave me alone at work. I now have many, many ideas and am definitely going to turn them into a real game.

pol (-), transgender censoring, YouTube, Birbsite repost 

thought this was important enough to retoot but wanted to put it behind a CW for all the things.
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