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We caught up on Steven Universe tonight. [spoilery?] 

@anthracite yeah, that's what I was thinking when he got the diamonds to accept who he/Rose were: "welp, guess the show's wrapping up now/soon."

Choose you own adventure (1) 

@mawr given the results I've seen so far it's gonna be a short adventure. XD

I have stared into the abyss

and the abyss stared off into the distance and squeaked and tried to eat my shoelaces

time to try that sleep thing again. goodnight rawrrr. dream well dears. <3

movie quotes 

@Leucrotta "Supreme authority derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!"

@Jacel haaah, I was just thinking of that song earlier today. not this version, the original version... but that does scan really well. :|

@mmsword @mawr @Aradia@mastodon.social isn't there some stuff put specifically into rubbing alcohol to make it taste incredibly nasty? or am I misremembering?

cishet men are trash, #metoo talks of theoretical SA 

@guerrillarain what I hear from that is "but having to treat women like people instead of interchangeable sex programs that I can speedrun with the right cheat codes is haaarrrrrrddd!" it's a half-step away from calling himself an "incel," at which point there's nothing to be done but stuff him into a cannon and fire him straight into the sun.

@zebratron2084 @hummingrain I'd be interested as well--though I'd have to get a pair of decent headphones and one of those foot pedal thingies, I have no idea where my old one is, probably long gone. it'd be nice to make a little bit of money in my spare time, since I'M NOT WRITING EVIDENTLY. :|

cishet men are trash, #metoo talks of theoretical SA 

@guerrillarain IT'S NOT GODDAMN ~HARD~ JUST DON'T BE A HARASSING SEXIST BACK OF DICK CHEESE you harassing sexist bag of dick cheese, SERIOUSLY. wr;ioqjvo;irejg;oqtinb;oiertjg;ioerjg wtf goddamn cishetdudebros.

horse loving 

@anthracite the punchline is FANTASTIC. "It's the very first thing we asked him, ~of course~." BECAUSE YEAH IT MAKES SENSE DUNNIT

@hummingrain the holes are in places that are not really amenable to patching... and the dress fabric itself is pretty flimsy; the holes aren't at seams, they're just weak spots--it'd be like trying to sew patches onto paper towels. I'd be better off trying to make a whole new dress, again... but I don't have a sewing machine and that's a *lot* of hand-stitching. still... tempting...

@hummingrain ah yah... I need to drag up my summer dresses again. they're basically long sacks with holes for arms and head, and they are RIDONKULOUSLY comfortable to schlep around the house in, even more so than the boxers and tank top I usually wear. on the downside, they both have holes in really unfortunate places, and I can't find anywhere that sells the damn things for less than $50. >__<

@hummingrain times like this I basically take up a second residence in the shower. lukewarm showers are a goddamn lifesaver. >____<

A bat eating a banana smoothie

sorry, I'll read that again

a CREATURE OF THE NIGHT DEVOURING THE CRUSHED BODY OF ITS PREY

twitter.com/DickKingSmith/stat

gawd, even just sitting here with the air conditioner on and a fan blowing the cool air at me I'm still sweating. UGH I HATE SUMMER uuuugggghhhhh

task list 

* call for Spouse's med refill
* (ongoing) try not to stress about Nar
? clean toilet
? clean bathtub

+ run Roomba
+ probably nap
+ laundry
+ take out trash/recycling
+ catboxen
+ feed self
+ change bedsheets

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