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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
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Joined Jun 2017
![[Cueball and Megan are looking at his computer, on the desk.] Cueball: You know this metal rectangle full of little lights? / Megan: Yeah. | Cueball: I spend most of my life pressing buttons to make the pattern of lights change however I want. / Megan: Sounds good. | Cueball: But today, the pattern of lights is all wrong! / Megan: Oh god! Try pressing more buttons! / Cueball: *IT'S NOT HELPING!*](https://s3.amazonaws.com/files.weirder.earth/media_attachments/files/000/119/201/original/1d084fd81787e650.png "[Cueball and Megan are looking at his computer, on the desk.] Cueball: You know this metal rectangle full of little lights? / Megan: Yeah. | Cueball: I spend most of my life pressing buttons to make the pattern of lights change however I want. / Megan: Sounds good. | Cueball: But today, the pattern of lights is all wrong! / Megan: Oh god! Try pressing more buttons! / Cueball: *IT'S NOT HELPING!*")
@starkatt I recommend getting it from a restaurant or store, rather than sitting in a river. XD
@starkatt but somehow still very satisfying. and now I kinda want salmon for dinner... XD
@starkatt you're welcome! :D the nature documentaries make it seem exciting, but really it's just a bear sitting in a river for a long time, then having a nom, then going back to sit in the river for a while more... XD
@starkatt aaah he finally got one! now go over to the bank to eat it so you don't lose it downstream! XD
the miracle of the internet: critiquing the technique of bears sitting in a river fishing for salmon from the comfort of your own home https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/brooks-falls-brown-bears-low
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Spironolactone the Dragon
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Food $200
Data $150
Gold Plated deer statue $2,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
https://www.shapeways.com/product/W9PCZTD6Q/my-little-oc-faun-1-5-quot?optionId=64047458
@frameacloud @anthracite heh, that's more of an ideal of how Yangle is supposed to function than a reality. :]
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The straw bans literally mean disabled folks can't drink. And no, many can't use the shitty paper ones.
But I'm sure the sea turtles, who are far more affected by industrial plastic pollution than straws and which nobody seems eager to stop, will appreciate it.
Cue gatekeepers all "give them to people who are disabled only." Because they have to look sick.
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Actual photo of the Spiders from Mars: https://www.wired.com/story/space-photos-of-the-week-mars-spiders/ #bowie #astronomy
@frameacloud @anthracite see THIS is why we need a truly customizeable, responsive, non-horrible PDA. it would be *trivial* to set Yangle to "okay be quiet for 60 minutes and then beep to tell me when the time is up, also look like a dragon and make the beep a rar." because Yangle would KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN AND DO *THAT*, and not try to sell you timers on Amazon. :|
@frameacloud @anthracite I have a Death Star kitchen timer--when time is up it makes the "blowing up Alderaan" explosion. :D but now I really want a dragon timer that dings, yeah...
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PSA to White Folks about White Centered Racism
If a person of color trash talks white people and you find yourself hurt and upset by it, bare the following in mind:
The way that made you feel is an emotion that most people of color experience every single day. They have to carefully bottle that emotion up and hide it away from public view.
If you see a glimpse of that anger, don't try to police it. Instead try to quietly empathize with where it comes from.
If you do, it won't be about you. 
@anthracite hmph. there's several hourglass timers with dragons on them... this is clearly a niche that needs to be exploited!! now if only I had the faintest idea how to make such a thing...
@anthracite I would so use that, yes. gnrrgh... what was the name of the dragon-themed catalog from the 90s that I loved so much... if it was "Dancing Dragon" then it's gone. but now I have a Quest! or something.
@woozle yiiiiikes. :(
@ada I like how the picture only shows two people. "these are the people who are welcoming Trump. they were all we could find..."
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@Leucrotta @KawaSeadrake fnrrrrp I think I forgot to actually post the link, hang on... https://bancams.com/how-to-fight-tickets/ okay *there* we go. *coughcough*
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
