green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space

@Jacel uuuuuuuh yeah that's pretty damn nope right there.

@noelle ....... fuck that sounds like a good idea

@kara@occult.camp *sends warm gentle thoughts and soup*

@Leucrotta awwww, Little Butler! *stupidly rich family laughs, cuddles Little Butler*

okay that LRT makes me SERIOUSLY ANGRY. Tiffany is selling a silver-plated EMPTY TIN CAN WITH NO GODDAMN LABEL FOR ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS. ;aWIEJIQAJVQAIENRG;IQANERFV;AENRGV;AENRG;AEHNRGJERAG;IJAFG

@Jacel needs a ! and smiley face, imo.

@electricplatypus is he a very fluffy skunk? or a bat?

@brewsternorth it looks like it was injured and healed badly; it's not an--active, recent injury. it's probably been living with a bum claw for a long time, and can live a lot longer. feet aren't *nearly* as important to crows as wings. it seemed healthy enough otherwise! :)

3. my actual reaction upon seeing fictive Hannibal Lecter would be "nope nope nope" /leave /do not engage /possibly move to another state, because there is no interaction with that character that is not fatally dangerous, and not in a fun way
4. I know for a fact that I'm not fancy enough for that Hannibal; I'm having a frozen pizza for dinner, I wear jeans from Costco, and I don't go to *those* kinds of parties

I woke up while trying to persuade Spouse it was ok, and as soon as I was awake I thought "HELL NO THAT'S NOT OKAY, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK."

1. I don't find the TV version of Hannibal Lecter attractive, not in a sexy way; he's a pretty monster, but Not Like That
2. dream-Hannibal was married, HIS WIFE WAS THERE, and they *weren't* poly, and that's a *solid* rule of mine, I do *not* get involved with couples who aren't poly, NO CHEATING

well that CW pretty much sums it up: I dreamed I boinked Hannibal Lecter, in his TV show incarnation, completely willingly, and it was (as dreamsex goes) pretty fun. Spouse was less thrilled about it, and we had a Long Talk--we're poly, but Spouse was upset about it for some reason that wasn't entirely clear. I tried to reassure him that Hannibal was "a fictive," a fictional person, and there were several fictive villains I'd boink given the opportunity.

@Elizafox hi! ^____^

anyway now I'm going to nap because I'm going off caffeine for a while and zzzzzzz

also one of the crows that hangs around has an injured left foot; it won't flatten out when the crow stands on something flat, and zie has to hobble/hop around. zie also can't grip a tree branch for a perch with it. but otherwise zie is completely healthy, on the large side, and seems to be in perfectly good shape. I'll be watching for zir from now on, heh.

re: lrt--awwww, preening crows! I forgot to mention that a pair of crows that hang around my porch have been courting. the larger one brought the smaller one a bit of moss from a tree, which was ignored and then dropped, before the larger one tried to offer another bit of moss. there was also some preening and beak-rubbing. CUTENESS!