green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space

@emanate yesss!

@emanate yessss to all of this. although the reaction to "I'm into BDSM" from the torturers is *fantastic*. XD

@hax
there's a short story I barely remember about paperclips being the egg form of a wire/metal species, that need a quiet dark place to reproduce--like a desk drawer. so now I'm imagining this knife as the larval form of ~something else~

I think my muse might strangle me if I try to take up *another* fic-writing project before finishing the one I'm working on, though...

@hax now I kinda want to write a story about SCP finding out that these things are being sold and frantically trying to obtain/contain them all... XD

omg the Amazon reviews for the $9000 Swiss Army knife (no that's not an extra 0) are FANTASTIC. https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/product-reviews/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_getr_d_paging_btm_1?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews&pageNumber=1 I've been giggling for half an hour straight.

@DialMforMara which I *always* read at first glance as "Regicide".

@noelle and at first I thought you wrote that he said "OH CRAP IT'S A MANATEE" which would be *fantastic* omg

@brokenfingers yeah, that could end... poorly. either way.

@brokenfingers Iknowright? sometimes Oglaf is just *kisses fingertips* perfect.

okay this Oglaf comic has BDSM and, uh... the "extraction" of confessions, and it's much more *mildly* NSFW than Oglaf usually is, though there's naughty words (oh noes!) and that's all the CW I can figure out how to give you without spoiling the punchline: http://oglaf.com/duress/

@Leucrotta *nodnod* I've seen at least one artist doing the "NOPE they had this conversation instead" thing, and it's so much *better* than the original comic. *shudder*

gnight awrrroooo <3

@theviperbitesyou eewwwww, uuuugh. that's really unfortunate and gross. :|

@literorrery hhnnnnnnn I should come over to your place more often. XD