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I'mna forage up some food and then crawl back into bed. give today another try later maybe.

Lab says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Heavy Tarts. It's made from coffee and vape juice.

@LottieVixen@dev.glitch.social that's pretty much how I feel right now. o________o

This shot could have been waaaay better, but there we go, heh.

Turned into a dirt track road and this jackal buzzard was just trying to take off with a rabbit roadkill. Startled by the car, it flew up and started slowly climbing while I scrambled for my camera, which was off and not set up or anything, so I just flicked it into auto to get a shot before it flew too far away.

Nikon D7000 with a Nikkor 70 - 300mm lens, edited in Lightroom.

#Photography #wildlife photog.social/media/9vDy7CfXDD

*stretches, makes vaguely unhappy gronking sounds, curls up again with a mug of tea*

Dealers are callin' it Tool Shed Purple. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up at a Cinnabon covered in greek yogurt.

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@zebratron2084 @KawaSeadrake oh jeez, Take Me Back on the Bad Nostalgia Train, when I was hanging out with a rabid Vampire: The Mopening crowd, and it all just seemed desperately *boring* to me. I played Malkavian for lack of anything better to do, but if I were rustled into a game nowdays I'd definitely play either Brujah or Nosferatu and make myself a *complete* pain in the ass to the Pretty Bloodsuckers. XD

speculative exercise 

@starkatt me too, but I could probably walk it! I'll--probably have forgotten this by tomorrow, but if by some chance I remember or am reminded I might be interested next year!

@InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space and if not WHY NOT

dream 

@thefishcrow when I say my breath weapon is sarcasm I'm not entirely joking! XD

politics 

@turbodragon@computerfairi.es *evil, evil cackling*

Here Be Dragons 

~surprise~! (well okay only one dragon) (unless others want to join the dragon party)

@Lanceleoghauni and I have *frequently* appreciated them myself; it's *so nice* to see something behind a CW like "poli" and just think "nope, not gonna look at that right now." XD

@Lanceleoghauni yeah--although I sometimes second-guess myself when posting with a CW, I rarely worry that I'm using CWs *too much*.

@aldersprig@tootplanet.space yes exactly!!!! yes yes yes! and yes, people are getting het up about them, probably because they have the label "content warning" and not, I don't know, "cut for length tools" or something.

it's just a tool. any tool can become a weapon in sufficiently motivated hands. any tool can be dramatically (and sometimes hilariously) misused, sometimes to create interesting or amusing things. it's not inherently bad, or inherently good. it's *just a tool*.

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I have informed my boss that in order to remain protected from Meltdown and Spectre, going forward I will exclusively utilize my ultra-secure, personal computer.

I will use CWs for:

1. things that are triggery for me personally
2. things that are common triggers, insofar as they are known to me
3. things that people ask me to use CWs for
4. really long posts (especially when there's a bunch of posts on the subject)
5. me being socially difficult (snarky/sarcastic/etc)
6. if I damn well feel like it
7. some jokes

I always endeavor to make the point of the CW as plain as possible, because otherwise it's kinda pointless to have one.

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