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@literorrery THANK YOU. I am so sorry and so *angry* that you're having to go through this, and I am so, so deeply thankful that you're able to do it with biting vitriol which at least forces *some* of the people on the other end to *think* about the human costs of the system. *sending so much comforting stregthening hugthoughts to you*

just took the chicken stoup (stew/soup) out of the slow cooker and *inhaled* a bowl. verdict: FANFUCKINGTASTIC. my first attempt is a success! :D

fake pony crap 

@zebratron2084 godDAMMit I was *right* on the verge of falling asleep when I thought of this and then COULD NOT SLEEP without commenting:

shouldn't that be... "Phony Ponies"?

THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT

@anthracite @zebratron2084 @mawr does he gently, therapeutically guide his patients into committing murder whenever possible? 'cause that's a Lecter thing. "Oh, you don't feel secure in your relationship? Have you ever considered... muurrrrrder?" *charming smile*

WoW gripe 

@Mycroft I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT with my ROGUE thank you SO MUCH!! *eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* *cuddles gun*

@mawr tbh... helping Spouse get better. :/ there's some other stuff I want to be working on, but haven't really been able to because of the general life-disruption...

food, raw meat 

I HATE HANDLING RAW CHICKEN. eeeuuugggghhhh my hands never feel clean afterwards. I've cleaned out cages for seagulls that give me less ick-feelings. awkiejoairjoitng;ioerngqaerng MY HANDS STILL FEEL STICKY AND GROSS

@zebratron2084 @mawr aaahahahahaahahahah omg worst therapist evar. XD eeee so much fun! *bounce* (lucid dreaming telepathic threeway YEP I'M HERE FOR THIS)

Schadenfreude Flip (alcohol) 

@zebratron2084 @anthracite and I'll have to come over sometime and at least try it, and maybe work out a Schadenfreude Flip that *isn't* horrible... :P

Schadenfreude Flip (alcohol) 

@zebratron2084 ooh, yeah, that makes sense. and like I'm not suggesting this as a drink that people should actually drink, the idea is that it's inherently horrible and nobody actually *wants* it. Schadenfreude straights are an acquired taste to begin with, but even people who like those don't like the flips. XD

@guerrillarain@witches.town that is horrible and fantastic, omg. "PLEASE DO NOT ENABLE THIS REIGN OF TERROR"

@guerrillarain@witches.town @alice@elekk.xyz yeah, the salmonella thing is a definite showstopper. but turtles! but... salmonella! >____<

@guerrillarain@witches.town I want to suggest something like "get a raccoon/crow/coyote" but dear fudging gods don't do that, obviously. XD

hmm... you could get a "starter pet," something fairly easy, like a couple of goldfish, or I dunno, a skink. are skinks easy? I really don't know. or a plant? I'm terrible with plants, the only one I haven't killed is a vine that's apparently indestructible, but it looks pretty...

@alice@elekk.xyz @guerrillarain@witches.town turtles! turtles would be perfect! (I kinda want a turtle but they're actually not that easy maintenance-wise and there's a space issue and SIIIIIIGH)

Schadenfreude Flip (alcohol) 

@zebratron2084 in my imagination "Schadenfreude" is--like Goldshlager; something you get in a bottle, pre-mixed--yeah, sweet, sour, and bitter, with a sharp kick. I like the frothed egg white... I was thinking the "flip" would involve some kind of rather nasty diet soda, like diet Mountain Dew. and an egg white. BLEARGH XD

Schadenfreude Flip (alcohol) 

@literorrery @Thaminga omg both of these are fascinating, plausible, and utterly disgusting. XD thank you... I think!

WoW gripe 

@Mycroft ah! thank you, I do have one rogue who can run it, I didn't realize they could equip it. running an alt and getting it as a drop and then it's soulbound and they can't equip it would be so ARRRGGGHHHH XD

Schadenfreude Flip (alcohol) 

"Excuse me, bartender? I ordered a shot of straight Schadenfreude, but this is clearly a Schadenfreude Flip. Why do you even *make* those??"

if you were to make a mixed drink called a Schadenfreude Flip, what would you put in it?

(yeah I went looking for a shot of straight Schadenfreude but got a Flip instead last night why do you ask)

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