green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
@senemura@occult.camp *thumbs up* :D
@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town oh wow, some *very* good news! yay! :D
Grumbling About Marketing
@hummingrain are you okay? are you being held captive?? what kind of horrible torture are they inflicting on you??
@guerrillarain@witches.town that is... incomprehensibly grotesque. eeuuughhhghghghghg
@ElectricKeet @adeptomega oh my gosh, that's beautiful! well done! :D
pol
@literorrery THANK YOU. I am so sorry and so *angry* that you're having to go through this, and I am so, so deeply thankful that you're able to do it with biting vitriol which at least forces *some* of the people on the other end to *think* about the human costs of the system. *sending so much comforting stregthening hugthoughts to you*
just took the chicken stoup (stew/soup) out of the slow cooker and *inhaled* a bowl. verdict: FANFUCKINGTASTIC. my first attempt is a success! :D
fake pony crap
@zebratron2084 godDAMMit I was *right* on the verge of falling asleep when I thought of this and then COULD NOT SLEEP without commenting:
shouldn't that be... "Phony Ponies"?
THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT
@anthracite @zebratron2084 @mawr does he gently, therapeutically guide his patients into committing murder whenever possible? 'cause that's a Lecter thing. "Oh, you don't feel secure in your relationship? Have you ever considered... muurrrrrder?" *charming smile*
WoW gripe
@Mycroft I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT with my ROGUE thank you SO MUCH!! *eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* *cuddles gun*
@mawr tbh... helping Spouse get better. :/ there's some other stuff I want to be working on, but haven't really been able to because of the general life-disruption...
food, raw meat
I HATE HANDLING RAW CHICKEN. eeeuuugggghhhh my hands never feel clean afterwards. I've cleaned out cages for seagulls that give me less ick-feelings. awkiejoairjoitng;ioerngqaerng MY HANDS STILL FEEL STICKY AND GROSS
@zebratron2084 @mawr aaahahahahaahahahah omg worst therapist evar. XD eeee so much fun! *bounce* (lucid dreaming telepathic threeway YEP I'M HERE FOR THIS)
Schadenfreude Flip (alcohol)
@zebratron2084 @anthracite and I'll have to come over sometime and at least try it, and maybe work out a Schadenfreude Flip that *isn't* horrible... :P
Schadenfreude Flip (alcohol)
@zebratron2084 ooh, yeah, that makes sense. and like I'm not suggesting this as a drink that people should actually drink, the idea is that it's inherently horrible and nobody actually *wants* it. Schadenfreude straights are an acquired taste to begin with, but even people who like those don't like the flips. XD
@senemura@occult.camp oh *very* nice! :D
@guerrillarain@witches.town that is horrible and fantastic, omg. "PLEASE DO NOT ENABLE THIS REIGN OF TERROR"
@guerrillarain@witches.town @alice@elekk.xyz yeah, the salmonella thing is a definite showstopper. but turtles! but... salmonella! >____<
@guerrillarain@witches.town I want to suggest something like "get a raccoon/crow/coyote" but dear fudging gods don't do that, obviously. XD
hmm... you could get a "starter pet," something fairly easy, like a couple of goldfish, or I dunno, a skink. are skinks easy? I really don't know. or a plant? I'm terrible with plants, the only one I haven't killed is a vine that's apparently indestructible, but it looks pretty...
@alice@elekk.xyz @guerrillarain@witches.town turtles! turtles would be perfect! (I kinda want a turtle but they're actually not that easy maintenance-wise and there's a space issue and SIIIIIIGH)
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
