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so yesterday I learned that the draining board I've been using in our kitchen is *not* dishwasher-safe.

allergy symptoms, booze/food 

@leafnoodle I have no idea, but I want one anyway. :D

allergy symptoms, booze/food 

@Ulfra_Wolfe I hate spring. I hate summer more, but spring is the harbinger of summer, and also the season of sneezing. ;______;

allergy symptoms, booze/food 

oh right, and I got mildly glutened on Wednesday, which exacerbates allergy-like symptoms, so that's contributing even more to feeling like I have a mild head cold. YAAAAAAAAAY

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allergy symptoms, booze/food 

my throat is hurting more or less continually these days, FUGGIN TREE BUKKAKE. it's making me crave booze, which is silly because booze tends to make my throat hurt *more* the day after. :| but I still want some. specifically I'm wanting a Jeppson's Malort hot toddy, because I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY IT MAKES NO SENSE BUT I WANT IT. so instead I'm going to have peppermint tea and a GF donut. :P

today's to-do list 

* grocery store
+ clean catboxes
+ feed self
+ empty dishwasher
+ laundry
+ take out trash
* clean & refill hummingbird feeder
* make Dr. appt.
* make apple dessert stuff
* um I'm pretty sure there's something else but I can't think of it right now so lololol

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@guerrillarain I basically go as nocturnal as I can manage during summer. when I was in public school, summer breaks I'd just go full nocturnal; I got good at keeping myself entertained all night. nowdays I mostly rely on tinfoil on the windows and heavy use of air conditioners. :P

@guerrillarain I'm 1/4 Hispanic (direct from Mexico) and the rest is Wonderbread, so the first time I go out in the sun in summer I burn to a crisp, and then it turns into a tan that lasts for *years*. XD I spend most of the summer doing my damndest to avoid sun exposure, though, because I HATE THE SUN. *hisssss*

Oh reddit. "During the Cold War, Finland secretly smuggled more than ten thousand vowels from Czechoslovakia. That's why the Finnish have sentences like 'Älä rääkkää kääkkää kääkänrääkkääjä!' and the Czechs have 'Strč prst skrz krk.'"

today's to-do list 

* grocery store
* clean catboxes
* feed self
* empty dishwasher
* laundry
* take out trash
* clean & refill hummingbird feeder
* make Dr. appt.

@Gargron Bassnectar has some good stuff--I especially recommend "Timestretch" and "No Way" with The Naked And Famous.

Lindsey Stirling has some cool stuff, especially if you like bonus violins!

and Nthed Glitch Mob, especially from their latest album, "Our Demons" and "Can't Kill Us."

(also I overuse the word "especially")

Illness 

@Jssra ooogh, much much much empathy and hopes you recover soon and thoroughly. *gentle hugthoughts*

self-harm 

@senemura@occult.camp *sends mildly concerned gentle thoughts*

trans, body stuff, binders, updated review 

@senemura@occult.camp @zephasaurus_hex oooh, thank you verymuch for the link--I tried a couple of binders, but they haven't been working well for me, and I'd be very glad to send them to someone who could use them!

I'm here to go mawr and hug frens 

@mawr yespls! :D mawrhugs are ossom!

@eredien @icetsvu @Oneironott nah, it's a bot that randomly generates quotes and pictures, but it's one of my favorite bots. XD

You won't find better prices anywhere! We're practically giving genders away! Iiittt'sss
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GENDER
GENDER MAAAADNESS

@anthracite oh wow, that doesn't push any of my libido buttons but it sure does smack two forearms and an elbow down on an entire bank of my transformation/dominance kink buttons. :D niiiiiiiice!

@icetsvu @Oneironott you were one of at least four people I immediately thought of when I saw that. XD

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