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Spouse: the googly eyes you stuck on the Roomba make it look so innocent as it's trying to eat and run away with my computer cables...

downstairs neighbors are playing music really loud, but all we can hear upstairs is the base, which sounds like an irregular and badly-tuned foghorn. o____o *BOOOO-DOOOOO-DUUUUM*

I'm watching the TinyKittens Kitten Cam youtube.com/watch?v=PowGFq6X3C and right now it is a KITTEN RIOT. they're bouncing all over everywhere and wrassling with each other and making adorable little trilling sounds. eeeee

had a brief dreambit about the ending of "I Am Dragon"... that really is a good movie.

yardwork, allergies, mild body horror 

I can hear the mowers going and MY ENTIRE BODY IS COVERED IN ITCHING. eerrrgggghhhhh *twitchtwitch* evidently there's something I'm extra-allergic to in the air right now. I should probably cut my nails down entirely before I start drawing blood on my own skin...

Tumblr tried to sneak in data collection under the radar. After a few taps, you can get a list of who they're sharing data with.

The list takes 19 screenshots to see all the names on my phone.

NINETEEN.

flrgh... if I'm going to Do The Thing I should Go Do The Damn Thing Soon. flllrrrrrgh.

there's a local squirrel I've nicknamed "Stubby" because it's got about half the amount of fluffy tail a squirrel usually has. Stubby seems to function perfectly well as a squirrel, but it's just kinda... weird-looking.

rape 

A friend was sexually assaulted in her home by an abusive ex and is afraid for her safety, doesn't want to tell anyone else, and doesn't know what to do. Any crisis advice would be a huge help. Based in Toronto.

there are some barred owls making a hell of a racket outside tonight. XD they sound like a cross between angry small dogs and howler monkeys...

"If everything was legal for like twenty-four hours I'd start a communal garden."
#thepurge #purge #latestagecapitalism

our apartment is set up so you can do a figure-8 through the kitchen, bathroom, hallway, and back bedroom, and when he's in A Certain Mood and if I walk slowly enough Pooka will follow me walking around it pretty much indefinitely.

how my phone autocompletes "let's go" 

let's go to the emergency clinic in a few minutes to get lunch with you if you're up for it Thurs of Fri are both clear that the movie did not give her the depth of character that I think about it was the second artifact I can get a Subway while I'm getting ready to head out

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