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BatElite, Inactive here

I find it remains one of the English language's worst shortcomings that "I empathize with you" and "I did something wrong and wish to apologize" both take the form of "I'm sorry".

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PokemonGo/bird nerding 

oh sorry should have ended that with (2/2) but now there's this one so it's (3/3) and done!

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PokemonGo/bird nerding 

nearby--last year there were three fledglings, so I wouldn't be surprised if there's another three this year--and just as I was leaving that patch of forest I was buzzed by an adult hawk, probably checking up to make sure I wasn't going after the kids! :D then I got thoroughly scolded by a parent crow--I could hear the juvenile crow nearby, the adult was warning me away. because apparently I was a Cooper's hawk! XD

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PokemonGo/bird nerding 

took a brief walk down to one of the nearby gyms for a "raid" on a Magicarp (spoiler: I won), and on the way there heard whistling in the tree of a juvenile Cooper's hawk. :D so on the way back I paused to play Cooper's hawk calls on my Merlin app, and spoofed it down close enough that it was perched literally right over my head as it tried imitating the adult call in its cute whistling voice. SO CUTE. XD as I was leaving the area, I heard another juvenile whistling (1/?)

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Peter O'Shaughnessy

uspol + tech 

"If you work at Amazon, Google, Twitter, Facebook or Microsoft, know that your labor is being used to fund large donations to Republicans..." This website has examples per company: donationsfrom.tech

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Robert Holmes villain

i am human and i need to eat lunch
just like everybody else does

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foodcrime 

6 ice cubes
1 banana
1 tbls canned pumpkin
1.5 cups vanilla ice cream
1 cup orange juice
sprinkle salt, cinnamon
=
something that tastes remarkably like a mango lassi. it tastes more like a mango lassi than the time I actually used the ingredients to try to make a mango lassi. I AM CROGGLED. but pleased!

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ok, if I'm going to go to stores I need to get my tail in gear and go now. and I do need to go to stores. so... yay.

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Ellie

uspol, 2020, lol 

The Republican National Convention in 2020 will be held in Charlotte, NC - because they literally couldn't get any other cities to even submit bids. 🙃

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Kistaro Windrider

@Soreth

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Andy P.

wrong on so many levels 

mastodon.social/media/mU_IooED

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vinnyboi

Hey, I’m looking for people who work in IT in Seattle for a paid focus group I’m recruiting for. DM me if you know anyone and are interested!

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Did You Know? (TM)

human body temperature is warm enough to melt kittens! at room temperature kittens are usually a hyperreactive plasma, but if confined to a lap or arm cuddle for more than two minutes, they will quickly liquefy into a puddle. it usually takes some time afterwards for them to regain their energetic properties.

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gator crimes

I love when one of my posts makes the rounds and I get to see like:
Inflatable Fox Pool Toy boosted your status
Linux Kobold boosted your status
Johnny Normcore boosted your status
Xenomorph (horny aspect) boosted your status

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ok slep tiem nao grawrrrghnight <3

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Alexis

california politics, politics in general 

Dear the-rest-of-California,

Our supreme court is looking into an initiative to divide California into three states. Proposition 9, I believe it's called.

I'd like to take this time to remind you all of three things:

1) Currently, California has a larger population and GDP than some *countries.*

2) The current person trying to split California up is a venture capitalist. 🤔

3) The last person to try and split California up moved to Russia. :thaenkin:

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IRIS "morbid doodling" JAY

Quick q, Masto: who are your favorite queer smut artists? Real envelope pushers. I need some names for a work thing

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-> @oneironott@vulpine.club

job search (RTs appreciated) 

Hello!
I am looking for entry level software development or FT/PT office/clerical/data entry positions in the Seattle area!
If anyone has any leads or such, please let me know!

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grah 

WoW patched and is down, Pokemon GO isn't letting me log in, I have to take Razi to the vet at 4 so I can't take a nap, GRRRAAAAHHHH. *grumples*

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Rowlet

*does toots at u*

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