green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space

Chrome's private browsing is broken

This defeats the purpose of Incognito. If any website is able to tell you're browsing in private mode, then the browser is leaking data that shows it's not private

"If you look in the dictionary, under IRONIC TRAGEDY, you'll see 'too high to make mango smoothies.'"

Network scientists have discovered how social networks can create the illusion that something is common when it is actually rare https://www.technologyreview.com/s/538866/the-social-network-illusion-that-tricks-your-mind/

"Chaotic Good Boy"

They're callin' it Mannequin Poppers. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up at a T.J. Maxx covered in Cheezits.

Hey US trans people:

If you're tired of getting deadnamed by PayPal, just change it into a business account, no actual company required.

Then you can use whatever name you want. You'll see your deadname on login, but no one else will when they give you money.

Lab says she was wacked out on some new drug called Robo Madness. Found her naked at Hot Dog on a Stick screamin' 'My name is Guy Fieri, welcome to my kitchen!'

Spouse saw Mastodon open on my desktop, asked "is this twitter for dragons?" 😂

🚨😇 Hi friends! 😇🚨

Thank you to everyone who has already shared. I am an afrolatinx neurodivergent and disabled trans person and I lost my job yesterday and am in need of financial assistance.

I'm working on getting another job asap but I'm the meantime I need all the help I can get to stay afloat.

Please share here as well as boost to other social media if you have it. THANK YOU! 💓

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I'm an afrolatinx disabled neurodivergent trans person and I just lost my job and am in an emergency. Please share this and donate if you can. Everything is explained and broken down in the description of this link.

https://www.youcaring.com/vicente-951145?utm_campaign=buttonshare&utm_medium=url&utm_source=copy&utm_content=cf_cp_01

Tech writer: mastodon will never kill twitter

Mastodon users: meh, that's okay, all I ever really wanted was a place where I wouldn't be relentlessly attacked by nazis, ads or nazi ads

Tech writer: and therefore Mastodon sucks and is doomed to perpetual failure

Mastodon users: maybe you want to double-check your metrics of success, bud

Tech writer: dooooooooooooooooomed!

This is also how websites (the average person doesn't see "web apps") are seen by most people.

Why should everyone have to be an expert? Just so the beneficial social effects you insist have to happen come to pass?

Maybe hold engineers accountable and build products for human beings, like we do with cars. We build cars like people's lives depend on it, and we should do the same with software, because people's lives *do* depend on it.

You know how most people pay someone to build their car for them rather than try to do it themselves? And then usually pay for the maintenance rather than do it themselves? And only the enthusiasts and workers do it themselves?

Computers are like that to most people.

I collect decks of playing cards.

When a friend travels someplace and asks me if I want anything, I always ask for a set of playing cards that depict that location. It's small to travel with and inexpensive.

If you would like to add to my collection and help it grow, please PM me. I'm always appreciative of new cards!

https://awoo.space/media/ej7ce-ftyn0GNimDbrE

https://cybre.space/media/qG27mb5WiWFL73_A9N0

I just feel like posting 2 pics that are the same

https://mastodon.social/media/UnRSMcZ6TvmsioZjQ34 https://mastodon.social/media/7NPAuWm0jH9b3fxZOvI