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so I'm trying to load several webcomics and they're taking a really long time and returning broken image icons. other webpages are loading fine. refreshing doesn't seem to make a difference.

hmmmmm. internet suddenly slowing down/throttling?

I don't have to figure out why everything comes out the way it does at the start of the story, I don't have to know where all the canon characters are or why they're doing what they do or account for them during the stuff I'm changing/adding, I can just say that it's all just that way at the start, the actual canon does that

ahahahahah whom'st I kidding

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*drags giant dry erase board into office from living room*
*begins diagramming changes to fic*
*loses interest, goes to play WoW instead*

SHUT UP THIS IS MY WRITING PROCESS

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They're callin' it Salty Chips. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up at the BK Lounge covered in Coke Zero.

@rowletbot ok I forfeit the match rowlet come here it's ok T_T

US politics, Too real four word horror story 

Donald Trump is president.

are you okay? pls open if no 

I am super heckin here for you! You can do it! Please send me a message if you need, I am here for yoooooooooooooooou
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Giant Wooden Penis, Austria 

"A big wooden penis has mysteriously appeared on an Austrian mountain

A large wooden nob has been erected on top of a mountain in south-western Austria, and nobody seems to know why."

thepoke.co.uk/2017/11/03/big-w

slime.global/media/j6LeUUgb7-I

a dear one made herself really sick yesterday by only drinking a few sips of coffee and dehydrating herself.

it is time to sing my song: EVERYONE HYDRATE SOMEHOW.

there are apps that will remind you. if you need help finding one, let me know. i have links.

#selfcare #water

CAPS< SPECIES DYSPHORIA + GENDER DYSPHORIA 

SPECIES DYSPHORIA IS REAL AND DOES EXIST BOTH WITHIN OTHERKIN AND IN MULTIPLICITIES WHERE THE HEADMATE IS NON HUMAN< WHEN GENDER DYSPHORIA IS MIXED IT IS EVEN WORSE BUT UNLIKE GENDER DYSPHORIA IT ISN"T TO THE SAME DEGREE UNLESS THEY"RE MIXED> BUT EITHER WAY I DO BELIEVE IT EXISTS>

Reminder: you don't have a spirit animal. It's called a fursona and you're an indoctrinated furry now

.... ooooooh ("Thor: Ragnarok" spoiler realization) 

also why did Hela have the "draw power directly from Asgard" ability? where did she get that from? nobody else seems to have one of those... (I missed like five minutes because I needed to restroom so I might have missed the explanation but somehow I kinda doubt it)

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.... ooooooh ("Thor: Ragnarok" spoiler realization) 

Loki wasn't just a "maybe we can install him as king of Jotunheim or at least use him to counter them somewhat" insurance policy; he was *also* insurance against Hela. *that's* why Odin let Frigga teach Loki magic--Odin knew when he died Hela would be released, and Thor as king would *need* Loki's magic to fight her off.

Odin was a TERRIBLE FATHER.

Man, whining about "thought crimes" is about as blatant a dogwhistle for "I want to be racist, sexist, homo/transphobic, etc. without consequences" as I can imagine.

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