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okay, got lotsa stuff to do today, here I go starting to do the things, hup hup *siiiiiiiigh*

I withdrew from school the same article about lesbian subtext on a bunch of blob emoji! :blobaww: :blobblush: :blobcheeky: :blobcheer: :blobfrowningbig: :blobhearteyes: :blobhug: :blobjoy: :blobnomcookie: :blobnomouth: :blobopenmouth: :blobowo: :blobpats: :blobpeek: :blobreach: :blobsurprised: :blobthinkingsmirk: :blobthonkang: :blobuwu:

Street name is Plastic Bananas. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a tiki bar gettin' paid to make small talk about libertarians.

sleeptime, gnight awroo. <3 dream well and wake in happiness.

Street name is Fish Puddles. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're in a cemetery gettin' paid to breakdance with porkchops.

weird food craving 

suddenly I'm craving fried chicken. I imagine it's probably possible to make gluten-free, and I could possibly make it at home with what I have on hand... but it'd be... challenging. and I don't want to *make* fried chicken, I want to *eat* fried chicken. :( /hasamildsad

yay the sunlight is hitting the prism hung up above the window and the wind from the heater is making it turn and it's sending little rainbow fragments everywhere and NAR IS SO EXCITE and it's so adorable omg

one of the cats--I'm not saying which one but it was Nar--threw up on the vacuum cleaner.

@vyruem @green Step-On-These-Arrows-When-We-Tell-You-To Step-On-These-Arrows-When-We-Tell-You-To Revolution

Dance Dance Coelacanth

"that sounds floppy."
"and yet crunchy. floppy *and* crunchy."

ugh I am so sleepy. u____u I think I'm going to go take a nap. just can not wake up today

When an engineering firm gives us money for a good podcast I'm laughing about the pros of living inside of a computer

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