green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space

help my timeline is full of cuties
(this is not a thing that needs help)
(other than help of needing more cuties in my timeline)

okay I need to get my marbles together and go to the stores before it gets too uncomfortably warm. this means fooding myself. COMMENCE REFRIGERATOR SCAVENGING

so there's this thing when I'm playing my Taurens in WoW where I sometimes get "stuck in a door" by hitting the frame on one side, moving too far to the other side and hitting the other side of the frame, and have to do this wiggle-back-up dance to actually get through the doorway

I also do this in analog life sometimes

WHY ARE DOORS
HOW DOES DOORWAY HAPPEN
WHAT EVEN

*pokes at Birdspace*
*recoils*
oooookay, done with that.

OH AND I REMEMBERED ANOTHER LITTLE BIT which was @Jacel taking an "oath" to become an American citizen, which made me think "yay Jacel's staying! but that's kind of sad, Jacel shouldn't be an American..." XD

only brought one line/concept out of dreams with me this morning (so far; I might remember more later), but it's a doozy.

"It is a jealous language, and those who learn to speak it slowly lose the ability to speak any other tongue. And it always calls them home in the end, usually sooner than later."

that's... kinda awesome, and kinda terrifying, and I want to write a story about it now. :D

ffffffuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk

okay going to take NyQuil and hope the usual sleeping aids (earplugs, *two* fans) will let me actually go to fucking sleep because I cannot stay up any fucking longer and it just won't fucking stop

ah, there's the grand crescendo... explodeyexplodeyboomboomboombangboom

... have I mentioned that I really don't like loud noises? :|

would like to go to sleep. not gonna happen anytime real soon...

CRACK
boomcrackleboomboomrumble
CRACK
*drunken laughter and hooting*
boomboomrumbleboom

*siiiiiigh*

for some reason I am really seriously craving roast beef. or any large, solid chunk of cow flesh, to be honest. *drools sadly*

if I can find Special Effects: Iguana Green for sale again I swear to ghu I'm going to buy a fucking dozen bottles and hoard them. :| the stuff I just put in is... ooookaaaaaay, I gueeeessssss... but it's not quite right. ;_____;

okay so hey if you want to read that WoW RP-inspired story I wrote a few days ago I posted it to AO3 and it's here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11404584

(please read it and praise me)
(authors need praise like weeds need sunshine)
(thank you for your attention)

and now there is green in my hair! in an hour we'll see how it comes out... :P

hair is frighteningly blonde, waiting on it to dry out so it can go back to a more proper shade of green. also brownies are in the oven because brownies. :D