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okay f5 made the timeline accessible to me. and now I continue waking up. moooorrrrning things

Since it is coming up again:

Mastodon isn't private.

Expect anything you toot to be visible to everyone, regardless of your settings for visibility.

Mastodon is built on a system that isn't appropriate for private conversation and the work arounds for private toots and the like are not in any way robust against someone just ignoring them.

*goes to end of current home timeline; more does not refresh; keeps bonking scroll button on bottom of screen sadly*

oh hey found a horrible accessibility error

if you're sensitive to flashing images don't look at my profile because disabling auto-play gifs does not disable the horrible gif made into my header image

@Support (does anyone check that anymore?) #MastoDev (I know how to report bugs i'm just lazy rn)

work "stress"; tiniest violin for zebra 

@zebratron2084 *brandishes enormous sledgehammer* Does someone's software need a visit from the Information Architecture Fairy?

Mastodon functionality question:

When you report a user on a different instance, does the report go to:

(a) Their instance admin;
(b) Your instance admin;
(c) Both instance admins;
(d) Some other set of people?

help my timeline is full of cuties
(this is not a thing that needs help)
(other than help of needing more cuties in my timeline)

okay I need to get my marbles together and go to the stores before it gets too uncomfortably warm. this means fooding myself. COMMENCE REFRIGERATOR SCAVENGING

so there's this thing when I'm playing my Taurens in WoW where I sometimes get "stuck in a door" by hitting the frame on one side, moving too far to the other side and hitting the other side of the frame, and have to do this wiggle-back-up dance to actually get through the doorway

I also do this in analog life sometimes

WHY ARE DOORS
HOW DOES DOORWAY HAPPEN
WHAT EVEN

*pokes at Birdspace*
*recoils*
oooookay, done with that.

dream 

OH AND I REMEMBERED ANOTHER LITTLE BIT which was @Jacel taking an "oath" to become an American citizen, which made me think "yay Jacel's staying! but that's kind of sad, Jacel shouldn't be an American..." XD

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I feel less good about missing 2 days on here and skimming to catch up, compared to birdsite where I don't quite care as much.

Referring to birdsite tweets as "fun-sized posts" will never not be funny.

dream 

only brought one line/concept out of dreams with me this morning (so far; I might remember more later), but it's a doozy.

"It is a jealous language, and those who learn to speak it slowly lose the ability to speak any other tongue. And it always calls them home in the end, usually sooner than later."

that's... kinda awesome, and kinda terrifying, and I want to write a story about it now. :D

parental advisory: we say fuck a lot 

ffffffuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk

okay going to take NyQuil and hope the usual sleeping aids (earplugs, *two* fans) will let me actually go to fucking sleep because I cannot stay up any fucking longer and it just won't fucking stop

ah, there's the grand crescendo... explodeyexplodeyboomboomboombangboom

... have I mentioned that I really don't like loud noises? :|

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would like to go to sleep. not gonna happen anytime real soon...

CRACK
boomcrackleboomboomrumble
CRACK
*drunken laughter and hooting*
boomboomrumbleboom

*siiiiiigh*

carnivore food craving 

for some reason I am really seriously craving roast beef. or any large, solid chunk of cow flesh, to be honest. *drools sadly*

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