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*looks at u with intense and determined eyes*

It's called Walrus Chalk, It's made from shaving cream and Ambien. Found this dude in a kiddie pool naked except for a polyester blindfold giving himself a tattoo of a cow for every burger he ever ate.

somebody's hammering something somewhere in the building and I keep getting shivers because I keep interpreting it as HEAVY KNOCKING ON DOOR o______o

"conspiracy theories" 

the fact that even suggesting the possibility of state involvement means that you have to be careful not to look like a "conspiracy theorist" suggests that there is a particular role the term plays in discourse

cointelpro is something the fbi *admitted* to and liberals still dismiss it as a conspiracy theory

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murder of muhiyidin moye 

the murder of muhiyidin moye was an assassination. this is true regardless of whether or not there was any involvement by state actors. but if there was, it would only be the continuation of a long history of us violent suppression of black liberation movements

The Olympics are corrupt AF and run on the fuel of consumer capitalism, but they are ALSO an important, inspiring show of international unity and peace

The world is complicated, both these things can be true

yay I just found a fairly largish hole in a nonobvious place in my jeans, so now I get to play the "will anybody notice this?" game IN PUBLIC. :D ... probably again, because this hole looks like it's been growing for a while now. >___<

some pain is basalt
which time will wear smooth, changing its shape, making it difficult to imagine that there ever was a sharp edge there

some pain is obsidian
which erosion only wears off layers of glass splinters, honing the blade until it can pierce the air itself

Seemingly random reminder that most USians used to think "papers, please" was something other countries did.

wait are you using a default launcher or something? are you getting Weird with this making your own currency thing

Why Blocking Ads is About Security, and Always Has Been: the-digital-reader.com/2018/02

This is spot on, and exactly why I don't disable AdBlock Plus and NoScript.

@chr@cybre.space want to camouflage yourself as a chunk of seaweed? and also be a dragon?

we’ve got seadragons for that too!

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