inmysocks (version: awoo) @inmysocks@awoo.space
I don't exist!
I may be the same inmysocks you see on mastodon.social.... Maybe.
Whatever pronouns you feel like? I would be amused if you alternated.
Joined Apr 2017
I should have tagged that #dogsofmastodon #hashtag
it isn't bright enough in here to get a good picture, but Gym Shoes has been sitting like this for about 5 minutes. She keeps coming back so I assume that she like it.
There is a pupper here who keeps bringing me random things that I then put on her nose. Then she sits and stares at me for a few minutes before tossing whatever it is into the air and catching it before the process starts over.
inmysocks (version: awoo)
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it's kinda sad how you can tell if a person shows up here because they needed refuge from hellbird or if they just didn't wanna miss out on The Latest Coolest Social™️
There is a bunny here.
I am glad that I got a spot here before registration was closed. I may spend most of my time on awoo.social
I feel even more specialer now or something.
Did awoo.space close registration or something?
inmysocks (version: awoo)
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you wouldn't boost a toot
the true meaning of awoo
awoo
The things I miss most about the US so I am taking advantage of them while I am here:
1- Space
2- Space
3- Real god damned salsa
4- Candy that is horrifically bad for me
5- Space where I can eat tortilla chips and real god damned salsa and candy
that mostly sums it up. I actually really like living in Paris.
Mastodon.social has become mostly unresponsive for me in the last few minutes. Quelle triste.
Is mastodon.social down again?
Also, this is an amazing scarf. It rhymes with arf
Now I want another tattoo. Any suggestions?
I am thinking maybe a cleaned up version of this: https://awoo.space/media/ClO6lp88rJe1OyXMy44
meeting the goddess
A lot of people have these life affirming stories about meeting the goddess, but for me it was just like:
One day I was bored. The goddess said 'sup?' and I said 'not much'. Then I asked 'so everyone is actually wrong about everything?' and she said 'yep'
me: 'you too?'
her: 'yep'
me: 'Oh, well that is ok then. I should get a tattoo'
and that is about it.
inmysocks (version: awoo)
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awóo en français for le solidarity
Calculon from Futurama is the alien president in the newest Rick and Morty episode.
I am going to pretend I didn't just spend half an hour trying to figure out who the voice was.
inmysocks (version: awoo)
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Dear Fellow Anglophones,
People are allowed to speak their own language in public. We do not own the internet.
I repeat:
WE DO NOT OWN THE INTERNET.
Sheesh!
Dear Francophones (and other non-anglophones)
I'd say "feel free to carry on" but you don't need my permission.
I am sorry people are jerks though.
inmysocks (version: awoo)
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I back that last post so hard. It is far worse in public. If you feel alienated and uncomfortable when someone speaks a language you do not understand near you, then get over it. Your insecurity over something so trivial is not as important as allowing a person to express their thoughts in any way they need. And if you are American, never forget that English is an import.
Discordians on mastdon!! Also meat-space.
One of my favourite parts of mastodon is that I have met other discordians on the internet who aren't libertarian weirdos who use discordianism as an excuse to push weird objectivist ideologies.
All the discordians that I have known in meat-space have been cool though. It made me worry about the internets.
I don't exist!
I may be the same inmysocks you see on mastodon.social.... Maybe.
Whatever pronouns you feel like? I would be amused if you alternated.
Joined Apr 2017
