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Jurassic World 5: The dinosaurs are now animated, intelligent, and obsessed with new interpretations of old-school hip-hop. They decide to form a rap group. The lead T-Rex is voiced by Queen Latifa, joined by Salt-N-Pepa, Missy Elliot, Lil' Kim, and Eve. (yes i know that is 6. This is a joke. Deal with it.) They battle against a new-style diva how is loud, annoying and way too overproduced, voiced by Nikki Minaj.

Also, modularity for mission adaptation. I want a screwdriver fingers and plasma welder arms and rollerblade feet and legs with hands instead of feed. I want a mix and match don-demand dynamic hardware platform that is always being maintained and is open-source and hackable, with the manufacturer's service and repairmanual offered for free to end users, repair shops and third-party accessory manufacturers.

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I want to be a robot. I want a body with smooth composite panels oer a durable, powerful frame;the strong body that clicks and whirs softly when I move. I want the expanded sensorium that can feel EM frequencies and can communicate in other languages besides wiggling air.

Mental headspaced (~) 

@wobblewuffess unfortunately, i'm not allowed to have any media devices in my red zones, all I get is little foamy earplugs and the noises in my own head.

It's still too damn hot, though. I wanna go back home.

Feeling much better this morning. Sleep helps. Lots of maitainence and buffer flushes happen during recharge cycles. I should just recharge all the time. I wish i could, but then the task queue just keeps growing until problems happen.

travel, loneliness, medical, fear (-) 

Trying to fall asleep in a hotel on the other side of the country. Doing my best to work through the sudden surge of feeling unwanted and unattractive and just not worth anyone’s time. Feeling freaked out about my first physical in 6 years. Will be talking to my doctor about starting HRT. Can’t help but feel like I want it for the wrong reasons, but the ones j have are the only ones I can seem to parse. Need to sleep to clear buffers and try again tomorrow.

Mental headspaced (~) 

So I've been inside a data center pod every day this week so far. And I'm starting to realize just how numbing the drone of about 50k server fans can be. Not to mention all das blinkenlights. I can stare at a rack with my eyes unfocused and just kinda trace for a few seconds. But i shouldn't be doing that cause I'm supposed to be getting trained on how to do my job.

Fighting against that sort of system in a world where the only normals are in 3D printed meshes and binaries only exist in cybernetic implants is what makes cyberpunk cool!

Remove the renegade power struggle and the bodily creativity and you just get...12 years from now.

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Epiphone, Goddess of long-necked, high strung people, with abnormally large navels and melodic singing voices

🎸*bitchin intro* 

Look at me, I’m fallin of a cliff now
I can still hear my mama yellin “No, no, no!”
But the words mean nothin; can’t catch up to me now
The feeling’s so beautiful, all the way down.
When I was a little boy, suckin juice from a bottle
Believing my perception was oh so real,
But I keep knowin nothin
Still knowing nothin
Which is enough for me, I know the way I feel.
If this is life, what a fucked up thing we do
What a nightmare come true
Or a playground if we choose
And I choose

@Leucrotta looking like some pretty rooty tooty point and shooties!

Y'all are lovely :blobpats:

Please continue the lovely :blobowo:

@Draekos That looks super cool! The lighting as really well done and the polygon halo is a very neat idea!

my dream this morning 

Some twists: The jerk emails the working notes to a rival muppet production so our hero has to completely redo and recreate the whole production from scratch cause theater is dumb and petty business.
The end is when our hero chokes out the jerk with the medal the jerk won by stealing the hero's work years ago and it ends with a sweeping one shot as rehearsal starts from the very opening number that transitions into the premier of the play. which turns into monster success.

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my dream this morning 

Beyond Transshifters: a movie about a choreographer who is brought in to cover for the bad choreographer that was hired to produce an Avenue Q puppet musical where the puppets are all the toys Dudley from Harry Potter has been given up until Harry’s first year. The bad choreographer is obsess with recreating as spin that goes UP an incline which got a legendary choreographer a Tony award and the bad one is a super-jealous stereotype. But he sucks at his job.

oh this is rad!! ship of theseus, a trans-humanist dress-up game (nudity, the eff word) by @AlcopopStar@twitter 

@minty_da nice find! I made an awesome Data Bitch

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