🔶 KLCY AXIOM Prime @kelseyhusky@awoo.space

Manually Boosting:

Gender everywhere.

Especially where they tell you not to.

Please gender irresponsibly

(Credit to @IrisKalmia for the original)

Checked in with my retrofit manager. E-patch UAT has completed with no Sev-1 errors or Andon alarms, so retrofit is ramping up to production speed, double of UAT speed. Up to two patches applied at a time, twice a week, now. Retrofit manager has put in an order for more patches, as current inventory will be depleted ahead of schedule. Will monitor and report as needed.

@Leucrotta System reliability has slipped a little in the last 4 weeks due to retrofit and external task commitment bloat. But all emergency systems are fully functional.

I’ve been better, but I shouldn’t get any worse.

@Leucrotta HIPPA compliance disallows me from answering that question.

@Leucrotta *drops fully packed 3-ring binder* sure. just need a few initals and signatures on this series of waivers and hold-harmless agreements first.

There is a long, whiny, self-pitying essay that has been building and writing itself in my head for a long few years now, and every so often I get tempted to write it up and post it. But then I think better, knowing none of my friends want to hear me bitch and complain. I try to use it as motivation instead to change thing things i'm upset about. And sometimes it helps and i think its been working. Other days it gets really bad and I just want to watch the world burn.

@tahajin You know what? You're right. I was reading it wrong. Unzipping a dick wins.

@tahajin *Scared, Potter?*

Hey Masto. Thanks for the positive responses yesterday. They really helped keep me from crashing catastrophically, and actually made last night happy and fun. I appreciate and love everyone of you awesome gay queer weirdos and I want nothing but the best for all of you. Good lift, and Safe landing, friends.

@tastymochafox Queen is the best.

*hugggggs. All the hugggs*

@Leucrotta femme cut with asymmetrical zippers. Still N7 style, and if I had known i would've wanted some now, I would've bought them earlier.

@tahajin That is not a simple question! But rather than go into it, Imma just say thanks.

@tahajin are you sure we're looking at the same picture?

@tahajin never done this before. Like ever. But here goes!

(redrafted) And now my brain has decided that now is the perfect time to launch into a TEDtalk about all the ways I am unloved and unlikable and unwanted and will be forever. This is not what I planned to do with my mental cycles today. I've got way more important shit to do and I know it isn't true but this useless lump of fuck and chemicals and barely-registerable voltage has chosen to waste my fucking time with this.

@mawr fren! :D