Kim‽ @kimpegasus@awoo.space

In an email I sent a coworker just now I combined the phrases "no skin off my back" and "like water off a duck's back" into "no water off my back" and what does that even mean??

@ripp_ I used 35.399 GB and that still seems low relative to some people we know.

@katie I'm eating tangerines and you're gonna like it

@katie …Why?

Oh heck I forgot there was a GBBO New Years special. I guess that's my midnight sorted.

Don’t know why Picard never turned around and called Q an asshole to his face tbh

Severe psoriasis pro: It's like a snowglobe every time I take my trousers off.

Severe psoriasis con: There isn't meant to be a blizzard in my trousers.

@Gargron Crossposting at least has the benefit of me being able to not look at Twitter but still receive updates from folks who have set up a crossposter.

I agree that having EVERYTHING crosspost (like RTs) is super annoying though.

Terrible idea: Mastodon app that, every time you toot, it analyses the content and sentiment of your message, creates/selects an appropriate avatar and changes your account avatar.

There wasn't a lot of music came out last year that I liked much; regardless I managed to scrape together an 18 for '18, for those interested in that sort of thing. https://open.spotify.com/user/cartographer/playlist/4eBGAjX40PHnA8dpLNhqLM?si=xIFiyQiBT3OVEcdaz_4prw

Happy new year, Bristol!

Come to Imgur in the next ten minutes if you want an ass kicking.

Kim just spent £ 165 at Boots Opticians 3322. This automated tweet shames her for doing so. Shame!