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A bunch of random things I photoshopped over the last decade, presented out of context for your enjoyment. (1/?)

Anachronisms in not-super-high-budget re-enactments humour me.

Why sure it’s 1985 and you’re reviewing documents plainly made in Microsoft Word.

Wild that this beige boxy CRT computer in 1989 is running Windows Vista.

Cats are cats. Cats, horses and dogs are dogs. The algorithms have spoken.

The digital switchover was ten years ago why do my parents still have this.

Put out like 40 yesterday. Gonna do another twelve now. ;D

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A few have ribbons or are holding items too. Always check what you receive, yo.

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Ya might be lucky and get a Farfetch'd or a Machoke or something. Or you might get a Magikarp. Either way, everything I'm surprise trading today has Pokérus!

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And now doing it some more. Try your luck, maybe!

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Throwing some Pokemon with Pokérus on surprise trade cuz it’s Christmas so why not.

I’m probably not gonna be around on messengers or socials as much over the holidays so here’s some photos of my family’s cats in compensation.

Is this code for "you've caught every wild pokemon currently around" or what?

Speaking as someone who quite likes Armando Ianucci’s political comedies, The Death of Stalin is pretty neat, y’all.

One of my pokes got the Pokérus so of course I stayed up to spread it around instead of like, sleeping and stuff.

@Webster@snouts.online Jeez I don’t think I’ve heard anyone even reference Hot Chip in ages. That’s a bit of a past-blaster.

I’ve not updated either in a while, but hey, webdevs, did you know I have a couple of placeholder image services?

Put some magical space rocks on your website! placeholder.rocks

Or maybe you'd prefer some candy-coloured equines? placeponi.es

They should make it a law or something that you can’t come to work when sick. There’s so many people in the office who are coughing and sneezing that that I’d be having a goddamn heart attack if I were squeamish in any way.

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