Kim‽ @kimpegasus@awoo.space

(This tweet meant in jest at my noticing that today was Gorilla Suit Day… mostly.)

Appropriate that today is National Gorilla Suit Day given brexiteers are a bunch of overgrown monkeys.

The weirdest part of this dream was how vividly I remember the layout and appearance of the apartment. I could probably build the whole thing in the Sims from memory right now.

And the worst part is that exact thing is happening to millions of people right now. How incredibly miserable.

I straight up had a nightmare about Brexit last night. I had moved to France, got a nice job, got a bloody lovely apartment, muddled along with the language but everything was nice.

And then Britain left the EU and the entire life I had built fell apart.

The Vengabus is coming
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘝𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘢𝘣𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙂𝘼𝘽𝙐𝙎 𝙄𝙎 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂
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Hmmm, Lego International Space Station comes out at the end of the week, but I was planning to buy the Eagle lander set first, but I kinda want the ISS one more.

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@InTheLandOfTheRisingSun Oh I knew this already, but voting to remove child refugee rights, having the upper house tell you to cut that shit out, and then voting to keep them removed is like... doubly shitty of them.

@ripp_ You know that cheap smart phones also exist yes?

Ah, I see the Tories in Parliament have decisively decided that they hate foreign children and want them to die. Fun.

@ripp_ shoot that’s actually how they move around in the overworld too

Someone who’s not seen Steven Universe please try and caption this.

Clyday tastes good godd.

“Oh us? We used to be an item.”
“Yeah, Tupperware. I was the lid in the relationship.”

This is a good bop. Could even be the new sound of the summer.

Not to say that Putin runs Russia like an effective dictator or anything, but the fact he can go “maybe I’mma change how government works” and the entire government resigns before he’s even confirmed anything is… scary.

I'mma just combine all the temperature systems into one. It's now a scale of 0 to 1 where 0 is absolute zero and 1 is the boiling temperature of salt water at atmospheric sea level. Get used to it.

I’ve been harshly called out by the @monzo@twitter.com year in review.

How come Harry and Meghan get a period of transition but I have to be on an NHS waiting list for years before I can even think of starting?

Benefit of making a roast on Sunday is that you have a big-ass leftovers breakfast on Monday. 😋