Kim‽ @kimpegasus@awoo.space

Do they make siege weapons for LARP purposes? Asking for a friend.

Huh, is there really no way of renaming a Mastodon account outside of creating a new one with a redirect? Seems a bit convoluted, that.

It's a bank holiday and Super Animal Royale got an update so I'm in one of May's streams on a FRIDAY! Shock horror!
https://www.twitch.tv/collareddolphin

I don’t know what compelled me to write a poem about politics at 1am but I got that first stanza stuck in my head and wanted to write it down somewhere.

In a war of words, the pen
Is mightier than the sword
But fiends pen lies and then, my friends
Are victims to the hoard

Yes, politics is war, my friends
Just without the call to arms
It batters, bruises, and never ends
Even if no one comes to harm

The rank and file think it true
To them you are the villain
In the battle of red v. blue
It’s you that they want killin’

An unsympathetic Cyril sneers
Because you’ve forgot your place
In this morass of the middle class
You can no longer show your face

A fight of hearts and minds and yard
Signs placed outside houses
New bumper stickers attached to cars
As the election machine rouses

Election day draws ever near
For peace, you intercede
One faction dubs it “project fear”
And claims that you mislead

Suburban life was such a bore
Living miles away from action
But when the neighbourhood went to war
You begun to command a faction

𝅘𝅥𝅮 First of April, first of April, outdoor fuckin' starts todaypril.

There's a fourth, heavily attended #KillTheBill protest happening in Bristol right this second.

There is a minimal police presence, no horses, no dogs, no folks in riot gear.

There's also no violence. Wonder what the difference is?

Yuki Tsunoda is the real winner. No I am not accepting questions. #BahrainGP

Tsunodaaaaaaaa #BahrainGP

@may pew pew

Gonna be playin' rooty-tooty-animal-shooty (Super Animal Royale) with my smoochpartner again. http://twitch.tv/collareddolphin

I originally backed Tsunoda because Asian representation and he races under my lucky number but it turns out he’s actually frickin’ good at driving. #BahrainGP

To get one thing straight, what's happening in Bristol isn't a riot. The only damage is to police property, the only anger is directed at police.

There's an untouched restaurant literally still operating in the middle of it.

This is direct action.

Only fools trust forces. #KillTheBill

(I forgot to tweet this 90 minutes ago when we actually started whoops.)

Streaming some of that Super Animal Royale with the friendos, cuz why not I guess. http://twitch.tv/kimpegasus

“It’s not communist enough” isn’t a phrase I expected to ever hear on Bake Off.