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Pret shitpost 

Boy says "meet me in th pret by Kings Cross I hav sum thing 2 tell u" Nd girl says "ok baby" but when she get there boy not there so she gets sad nd runs across the street but a car hits her. then boy comes over and says "oh no bby I woz in the other pret, I was gonna say I love u"

Like if u cry

I have vigorously rubbed the meat and filled a bowl with thick, foul smelling liquids.

Now I can finally start slow cooking this beef brisket in homemade barbecue sauce. 😊️

Storytime! 

Way back in college (or sixth form, whatever you call it) I hung out with all the emos, weeaboos, nerds, whatever. Maybe surprising those were all the same group. No surprise I was part of it.

I was pretty openly furry back then, as was one other person in the group. No one else really took an interest except, weirdly, the younger brother of someone who was part of the group. This guy was too young to be there, he only really showed up occasionally for random things.

I didn’t talk to him much, never really had a reason to, but they seemed to latch onto the furry thing as a point of interest.

They got an FA, started doing art stuff, largely with me just noticing these things later on. They did me an art. gallery.kimintodarkness.com/wp

Anyway it’s been 11 years now and:

1) They’re a fucking exceptional artist.
2) Pretty sure they’re a trans lesbian now maybe??
3) They have produced so, so, so, so much porn. Oh my god.

Let this be a lesson: Your presence, no matter how insignificant, can radically change someone’s life.

That’s a power that everyone has, whether they want it or not. So like, try and use it for the better.

Man I slept terribly last night. Sleep tracker puts me at litterally 0 minutes of rem sleep. Zero!

I’m dying 😴️

How would Scooby Doo pronounce “Barack Obama”? Rarack Rorama?

For some reason my computer is insisting that @Thaminga is the logo for awoo.space and there’s nothing I can do about it.

UK politics; Islamophobia 

39–67 percent of Conservative Party members hold anti-Islam beliefs. 79 percent of Conservative Party members think that isn’t a problem. 🙃

businessinsider.com/poll-musli

Checkout reading “just salmon en croute — £4.50”

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How dare Netflix show the “Skip intro” button on A Cruel Angel’s Thesis.

I have no idea what this song is and I’m pretty sure I haven’t listened to it four times over the last day or so; but it’s here, in my history.

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