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The problem with getting into a new musical artist is trying to work out which of your fursonas is the one that listens to Ben Folds.

I dunno what to have for dinner tonight. How do adults even manage to think of something to eat every single day of the week???

Happy dateaversary to that goddamn cute-ass heckin' sweet as buttons lovely datefriend called @CollaredDragon@twitter.com. I love you. c: <3

Last week my @sainsburys@twitter.com Caesar salad came without parmesan and today it doesn’t have the Caesar dressing like c’mon guys you’re killing me here.

Listening to A Cruel Angel's Thesis on a loop for 14 hours a day has never been so easy.

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If you eat your identical twin is it vore, or are you just taking back what’s yours?

My lactose intolerance has been giving me hell lately so I’m now actively trying to avoid anything that contains even a mild a bit of milk and oof, I never realised how much that actually limits my options.

Randomly encountered a nice bit of bat in Bristol yesterday.

All sleep, all the time! This is WREM All Sleep Radio.

One of these is a bat box, an artificial roost for bats.

The other is the Bat Box, a mid-range gaming computer specced by @megaRammy@twitter.com and built by @noantlers@twitter.com with a case donated by @BlacklightSnep@twitter.com.

Be careful to not get these two things confused.

UK politics 

Just for how additionally disgusting Tory immigration policy is: Immigration officials are trying to get Chagossians to “go home” to an island that the British government kicked them out from in the first place. :|

theguardian.com/world/2019/jul

Me: *notices my AirPods listed as having depleted batteries on my battery manager*

Me: *notices my AirPods aren't anywhere I normally keep them*

Me: *finds my AirPods in the washing machine*

Me: Arse.

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The visible texture of ink on a page must be one of my favourite things ever tbh.

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