Kim‽ @kimpegasus@awoo.space

I dunno if I’ve twooted about this before but I’ve had the theory since before release that Nintendo wanna treat Sword/Shield like Pokémon Go a bit, and incrementally add more Pokémon and new events/quests over time.

It would seem a reasonable explanation to me as to why a bunch of creates aren’t present (to add them later), the main story is a little short (so it doesn’t take long to get to additional quests), and we already know there are Pokes in the game files that aren’t accessible in game yet.

There’s potential money in getting people to keep playing long after initial popularity has waned.

If we didn't already have overwhelming evidence that Trump was a fucking psychopath, we surely have it by now.

Trump orders an airstrike to murder a member of the Iranian military (and nine civilians) who was in Baghdad at the invite of the Iraqi government, then he gets pissed off when both Iran and Iraq point out that his actions are ridiculous and he threatens to commit a war crime.

Pretty wild that the US committed a terrorist attack in the Middle East oh no wait they do that all the time.

This must be such a weird news headline out of context.

The amount of references to vore in this episode of Doctor Who is astounding.

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Fireworks are overrated. I’d much rather listen to grime music and Never Gonna Give You Up. #TheHootenannyIsBetter

I just flew in from last year and boy are my arms tired.

Remember to raise a cup of kindness to this old long sign.

Happy 1920!

The perfect everything. #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch

The perfect team. #PokemonSwordShield #NintendoSwitch

Boost for big booty.

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A bunch of random things I photoshopped over the last decade, presented out of context for your enjoyment. (1/?)

Anachronisms in not-super-high-budget re-enactments humour me.

Why sure it’s 1985 and you’re reviewing documents plainly made in Microsoft Word.

Wild that this beige boxy CRT computer in 1989 is running Windows Vista.

Cats are cats. Cats, horses and dogs are dogs. The algorithms have spoken.