🏳️‍⚧️Kyra🏳️‍⚧️ @kyra@awoo.space

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh love having a coworker who spends hours in the day staring/giggling at "marriage suck because woman bad" memes

@melt@mastodon.social hi! welcome

@HTHR@cybre.space that sounds like america in real life

youtube is having a lot of trouble today

@cat by design! It was initially sarcastic, since' it's completely impossible

Apple advert plays, showing sweeping shots of a black glass orb with a silver apple logo on it. The voice says: "Get the new Apple Orb
what does it do? fuck you. Fuck you for even asking. Don't drop it. Don't say we didn't warn you."
Text fades onscreen, it reads: "Starts at $999999 for 64GB version"

2019 article: "The new iphone revelutionises tech again by detecting nearby devices and charging you money for every single one that apple didn't make. It's made entirely from a new type of glass which can bend and now there's 2 notches. 1 of them doesn't do anything, it's just there to confuse you"

@jk i hope the rumours about their next device are true and it's just a hermetically sealed glass slab

@jk it would also help if anyone there gave a shit about making hardware instead of technologically advanced jewellery

@jk its been like 5 years since ive engaged with any aspect of apple's ecosystem and it's all been downhill in that time so i regret nothing

@jk

@jk then the software is just bad

@jk im pretty sure smooth scrolling in itunes is a feature exclusive to apple computers

@theoutrider i heard it got canned

https://youtu.be/1-iPq3qWeQQ someone just up and made a gorillaz music video based on an incomplete animatic that they put out