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theres like 3 water meters attached to where I live so I think they just charge us an average even though there's several flats, I think at least one of them being an extremely busy illegal airb&b occupied by like 15 randoms

in an effort to never have to pay anyone ever again, tech companies have reinvented the mechanical turk but instead of a little guy playing chess, it's a bunch of borderline slaves helping a predictive text rat king generate gibberish at massive environmental cost

are you worried that blocking makes you the asshole in this case? Well now the person you blocked has one less asshole to deal with. 2 problems solved babee

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you should block anyone who even annoys you a little bit. youll see a lot of people arguing with ghosts but maybe then block them too if they do it too much. lets foster a culture of not having pointless fights with annoying strangers who will never recognise your personhood

*extremely lyle lanley standing at chalkboard voice* so, cyber means computers. and punk means, they suck

me, feeling ok for the first time in months:
"time to dedicate this newfound wellbeing to brutal self-inflicted game development crunch"

generally when I get something I want it's hard-won. Even basic things are hard-won with unmedicated ADHD & the victory just feels like the lost time & the expended effort and the guilt & the shame. But the nice thing that happened basically just happened almost in spite of my actions & behaviour

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a nice thing happened in my personal life recently that, while small in the great scheme, is also beyond anything I dared to ever fantasise about; so I'm sort of playing with/entertaining ideas like "taking up space" and "existing in the world" and "people aren't lying when they say they like me"

I am pretty much mostly joking about this, partly because I will eventually start my own one of those

what comedy cast wouldn't be improved by a 6'5" transfem who knows a lot of things about stuff but none of it is very useful

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I think dicefunk has enough trans people on but dropout could do with more. I'm not Canadian or smart so I don't think I could handle dicefriends

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someone should have me on their long-running ttrpg actual play show. I will be playing lesbian columbo and that's a promise/threat

does anyone have a reasonably intact iPhone x or later they aren't using anymore? I'm interested in the faceID hardware for animation reasons

if we start punishing executives with normal customer service work they'd ask to get randomly gun assassinated in the street instead

@noiob my new political belief is we should treat leafblowers like they do guns in japan

I think the people who are just paid to blow leaves off of this cunt's fake greek statues are paid more than I've ever been purely through the sheer amount of hours they work

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if you use power tools for hours a day for extremely stupid reasons like removing leaves from your unused garden you should be forced to pay a stipend to all of your neighbours of perhaps £1000 a second

computers are much better than they ever need to be but they seem worse than ever because everyone who makes hardware and software is being coerced/bribed into making them bad on purpose for reasons that no reasonable person likes or agrees with

in other words my local council has been not sending out any inspectors and then threatening everyone they didn't send an inspector to

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