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Something interesting about birds I learned! A lot of them have black tipped wings because melanin actually strengthens the feathers and the wing tips take the most damage

the big new look in interior design: iridescent metal balloon animals.

A classic story that bears reposting:

"We're having a problem sending email out of the department."

"What's the problem?" I asked.

"We can't send mail more than 500 miles," the chairman explained.

I choked on my latte. "Come again?"

"We can't send mail farther than 500 miles from here," he repeated. "A little bit more, actually. Call it 520 miles. But no farther."

The Case of the 500-Mile Email: ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail

have you ever been in a local supermarket in an unfamiliar town

and seen a bargain bin DVD rack

and been convinced all these movies are being procedurally generated as you gaze upon them, having never existed before and never to exist after?

Swimming Zenith, now in color!

He looks so great moving in his wonderful noodley way. Animation & color by @fablepaint@twitter.com

anyway i drew @leafnoodle 's oc as a patreon commission and for once i'm actually happy with the shading on it,, i usually never do shading bc it frustrates me

I can’t get up, there’s a noodle on my leg

he’s too comfy to disturb

achivement unlocked: commission smut of someone else's OCs from a game that is itself a fanwork

"well MAYBE you shouldn't have commissioned 20 different Fly Me To The Moon YCHs, Anno"

Finally got around to pruning my Twitter archive of stuff that was more than a year old. It would've been nice to keep it (beyond just the saved archive), but there's too many opsec leaks mixed in there...

Yo, bay area folks! What're you up to this saturday?

It's both my birthday and Frolic, so I'm going to finally make it out to there. Come by and join me for good music and furry bullshit! frolicparty.com/

ever look at an online job posting so *exactly* surreal to your specific situation that you dissociate with astonishment at it?

i don't even know what's real any more, and i think it's a good thing.

food for thought: the auction for the rights of geoffrey the toys r us giraffe may be the biggest character adopt auction of all time. every furry artist needs to step up their game

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