Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
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fun fact: the german article “die” is read by most english trained algorithms as "die"
this legitimately means you can get a 12 hour ban for talking about "the boomers" auf deutsch on birdsite
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pokemon snark
the genre must stay completely unchanged and backwards compatible to 1996, the same way that we all still play Quake 1, Diablo 1, and Daggerfall.
pokemon snark
In 1996, newly-founded Game Freak signed a deal with Satan to ensure the success of their new franchise.
As part of the deal, they are demonically bound to ensure any player can “catch ‘em all”, without interruption, in perpetuity.
To think they would try to break that pact after a mere 23 years! madness!
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look i know ive been yelling about this for 2 days but its so good
RT @pup_hime@twitter.com
look at this bomb-ass art of Yura by https://www.furaffinity.net/user/xicheo/ !!!!!!
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also brought to you by reading this 3.5 Monster Manual III is tonight's "words you can sing in place of My Little Pony"
"Skullcrusher ogre"
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I was an average happy kid; I liked sparkles, jumping around, stickers, hugs, sunflowers, tractors and making friends.
But because the skull of my father's dead horse followed me everywhere I went, whispering ancient songs, people assumed I was cursed and destined for a life of Goth poems, corsets and eye-liner.
It didn't even glow in the dark! It wasn't even on fire!
The day mom added giant googly-eyes drastically improved reactions.
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I feel called out by today's Nancy https://www.gocomics.com/nancy/2019/10/22
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RMS pulls a serious power move (read: dick move), unilaterally appointing a maintainer to Guile without consulting the other co-maintainers or community, because the current co-maintainers disagree with him on governance https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/guile-devel/2019-10/msg00005.html
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jokemon (jean pokemon)
I’ll never forgive ios for its forced auto-arrange on app icons. it’s vastly less usable than the worst windows95 desktop ever was.
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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted.
I've lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.
FF4:FE
Got a lucky seed and finished in 1:37 IGT!
okay, I did wipe once so it was really 2hrs real time, but still a very satisfying run.
Sinter, Chicory, and Array having a fantastic trip to the beach!
A commission for our anniversary together, drawn by @Mous. It's been such a wonderful year 💞
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if u see a horseshoe crab stuck on their back, just flip ‘em! they’re just weird ocean roombas
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Did my first run of FF4: Free Enterprise!
It was a ton of fun to stumble around in. loved the NPC dialog too.
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Alright anyway, BBG is starting up barring Discord stepping in and ruining it.
It's a weekend marathon of kusoge and weird-game speedruns. I've put a lot of work into helping setting this up so I'm going to shamelessly promote it here just once ^_~
https://twitch.tv/bigbadgameathon
It's a weekend marathon of kusoge and weird-game speedruns. I've put a lot of work into helping setting this up so I'm going to shamelessly promote it here just once ^_~
https://twitch.tv/bigbadgameathon
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a sprinting bear can run as fast as a galloping horse. in my honest opinion, we made such a massive mistake in focusing so hard on horses.
in this presentation i will explain how we can change the kentucky derby to be more interesting.
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
