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@adeptomega @mawr I started everything in this thread and its NOT ENOUGH!

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mental health / insecurities 

@adeptomega Your presence in my life is a joy, and I'm happy to have you around.

Foodcrime 

@chalcedony@octodon.social "I have lost control of the recipe, and the inevitable consequences frighten me."

Foodcrime 

@chalcedony@octodon.social I had to discharge meine Wille zur Macht somehow!

Foodcrime 

I turned a package of Oreos into a cheesecake using butter, cream cheese, and eggs. I am become Death, destroyer of waistlines.

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Foodcrime 

It... it worked. I'm going to hell. Okay, folks, here goes.

Take one package Oreos, any flavor. Split cremes from cookies. Crush cookies, melt a stick of butter, add to crumbs, and blind bake in a pie tin at 170C for 10m. While cooling, whisk four eggs, cremes, and 500g cream cheese. Pour filling over cool crust. Bake at 150C for an hour, kill oven, open door for one minute, then close for 1h. Refrigerate for 6h.

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@drwho I don't directly have that problem from Mastodon, but I may not notice because I tend to be on a little guard in general. I believe you if you say you're feeling it, and I have seen multiple arguments made between people with incompatible coping strategies that have ended poorly, but I don't feel any more constrained than I do under other circumstances.

Foodcrime 

I took a photo of it once it left the oven, but my phone died in the moment and the image was lost. "Synchronicity."

I made something bad. I bet it's tasty

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Foodcrime 

... it cracked. It may yet be salvaged.

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Foodcrime 

i... I think I've gone too far this time.

And I'm not even stoned. There's no atoning for this one. In twenty minutes, I'll know if I still have a soul.

I am so fucking bourgoisie. I just said, "I need ramekins."

It's funny 'cause it's about drugs 

Tokémon Green and Tokémon Purple. Can you catch 'em all, and then survive the munchies after?

BLUDREEM used COUCH LOCK. It's not very effective.
SOURDEASEL used PSYCHOACTIVE. It's super effective!
LODIDODI used WHAT IS TIME? It hurt itself in its confusion!

Writing 

1670 so far today, which is pretty good given it's been another two-week stretch without me being able to really focus on writing. I do this best when I can get to it regularly. I can't, always, which is annoying.

Still, I know where this scene is going and I should have it done by post date. It took me half my writing block to establish the tone of the scene in my head, but now that I know where it's going I think I can finish it.

I should really snowflake Ties.

Cooking 

Tonight, I couldn't be arsed to cook, so I made quiche.

"But buni," I hear you say, "that's still cooking, isn't it?"

No, it isn't. Quiche is dumping about 800g of random food in a frozen pie tin, whisking five eggs and 70ml of milk with some garlic salt, pouring the royale over the random food, and baking at 200C until set, which is about forty-five minutes, just enough time for my pain meds to kick in.

Cooking takes, like, effort. Quiche is easy.

Ask For It By Name 

One cup ice cubes
One cup whole milk
One cup plain yogurt
One cup Ingredient X!

In this case, ingredient X happens to be two mangoes, a quarter cup of lime juice, half a tablespoon of cinnamon, and a cup of sugar left to macerate, then pulped and boiled to a syrupy consistency. Your choice of fruit and sweetener, of course. Get creative. Strawberries. Pineapple. Just consider avoiding these: youtube.com/watch?v=HbxeNkuhwR

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Adventures in Williams-Sonoma 

@KoBunny ... need to find a place for the circuit trace/neuron pattern.

And the creeping vines.

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