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Filthy 

TFW you realize you've mistaken the washing machine for somebody having sex.

And you're disappointed.

My fingers feel weird without the talons on them.

@dzuk Pelicans are among the worst birds.

They're from Florida.

I've had to take my talons off to sleep, and that makes me sad.

@ElectricKeet At least for the time being, you can borrow mine. You get much more use out of it than I do. At least when I'm not home while you're looking for alternatives.

@irisjaycomics Absinthe frosting would be easy, at a bare minimum. Just make a water icing using absinthe and confectioner's sugar (with cornstarch, not pure powdered sugar). Glaze your favourite body part or baked confection as appropriate.

Pol 

@Azure Altemeyer tries repeatedly, and I think ultimately fails, to classify "right-wing" as "in favor of status quo" instead of "politically conservative." I also think there's a reasonable case to be made that left-wing authoritarianism (perpetual revolution) burns itself out a lot faster because it takes too much energy to maintain so it's less of a threat simply from a realpolitik perspective.

@Soreth Don't.

Phoenix has a habit of burning what it touches.

... wandered into the Dream Theater without even realizing it. Okay, bird, time to get your tail home.

"I may never find all the answers.
I may never understand why.
I may never prove what I know to be true
But I know that I still have to try."

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