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Breathing smog, seeping ooze
Burning holes in your shoes

That's Fomori.

Wyrm's inside, cannot hide
Smile so empty and wide.

You're in love.

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Totem sings
Whip-or-whip-or-will!
Whip-or-whip-or-will!

And you'll howl
in the foul choir!

Time to dance
Running down the spiral
Falling down the spiral

And you'll burn
from the balefire!

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When your mind's a blank page
Full of poisonous Rage

That's Fomori

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When the Wyrm's brought you all
under venomous thrall,

That's Fomori.

anger inducing science news 

link.springer.com/article/10.1

"Researchers have quantified the contributions of industrialized and developing nations’ historical emissions to global surface temperature rise. Recent findings that nearly two-thirds of total industrial CO2 and CH4 emissions can be traced to 90 major industrial carbon producers have drawn attention to their potential climate responsibilities."

mastodon.social/media/co_JxmwY

Work 

One of these days, I'm going to teach the ops department that if they want something investigated, they need to ping the on-call. Merely posting a link to a JIRA item is not a request for on-call engagement.

Foodcrime 

Cinnamon toffee pull-apart loaf with coffee glaze. Eat of it and feel your arteries clog.

awoo.space/media/Dk4EIKfe_NcgI

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Is anyone aware of trans friendly housing services in Houston? Plz boost.

I feel that if any feature wants adding to the Mastodon platform, it's better-defined security controls. Accounts gets allow/deny lists and which tier they belong to: friends, friends' friends, server, (current!) federation. Each post may invoke same (at account level or lower, and it would cost the length of the allow/deny list).

I don't care who's popular. I care who I can trust.

Mastometa 

I would prefer we not have a recommendation system. I'm not sure what problem it's purporting to solve. It might be nice for individuals to be have a permanent "follow list," but presumably that's the list of people they're following. As such, the better solution might be an easier way for people to get their "friends-of-friends" lists to see who they're not following that their friends are.

nerdy shitpost, "boost if __", kink mention 

boost if you see your kink
-inflation
-expansion
-mind alteration
-point-free functional coding
-pure CV syllable structure
-partially rounded vowels
-32bit cpu architecture

Bodies 

Okay, I'm really sick of this. Twice what the dosage for my size should be of Pepto and I'm still nauseous. I'm joining the robot army.

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Bodies 

Remember your chemistry in the kitchen, folks: boiling starchy foods like potatoes releases that starch into the water.

In related news, as much as I love them, I don't think I can eat the Seafeasts at Crab Pot any more. Even if I don't eat the potatoes, they're still cooked in with everything else. *hrf*

yo if your territorial and federal identity documents can't accommodate the names of everyone living in your territory you should probably change your territorial and federal identity documents and not force everyone else to change their names

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