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If people are really so hung up on the phrasing "you're allowed" when it comes to reminders of things they already know -- as distinct from things they don't -- and expect me to keep track of who's already had what revelations, then I don't know what the fuck.

FWG Slack 

So that's why I didn't get any writing done today.

But I did get the trying-to-die bush in the front yard dug up, so that's progress. It's not the progress I wanted to make, but it's something.

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FWG Slack 

Tried to suggest somebody having a shit time on birbhell maybe not go to birbhell. Moderator said "there's no safe space on the internet" Tried to reframe it as a choice about safer spaces, got told I was making unfair assumptions. Tried to apologize for causing hurt, got ignored. Tried to clarify, got blown off. Tried to apologize for miscommunication, got told "that's not a real apology." Said I didn't think there was more I could offer, got accused of gaslighting the moderator.

Extradimensional Weirdness! 

Parents, talk to your kids about Bill. If you don't, he will.

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In response to twitter's brand guidelines: mastodon's elephant friend is in fact an elephant (fluffy), and also a friend. you can draw him with other elephants, he likes company

I boosted @GinnyMcQueen's toot about this earlier, but Yonatan's response to the Google manifesto deserves a non-CW toot. I know and trust Yonatan and there is substantial wisdom here. medium.com/@yonatanzunger/so-a

anyone here actually read ebooks?

i run a lit mag and i'm trying to determine if it's worth the significant extra effort to put epub & kindle out there.

they barely sell. i do much better with the print editions. i'm just not sure if the audience is small but loyal, or if digital feels like a bonus addon that people take but never actually read.

please give me your insights!!! i need perspective outside my own. :)

boost too, if you'd be so kind.

Foodcrime, Injury 

Achievement Unlocked: Suffering For Art (take a self-inflicted wound during a scene)

The recipe said "heat the pan in a 425F oven," so I did. Then I set it on a slightly warped baking sheet so I wouldn't scorch my dirty butcher block. The pan spun on the warped metal, and I reflexively blocked the handle.

I rinsed it, took ibuprofen and CBD. Waiting for @emanate to return with lido-free topical gel.

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Does anyone on here have maybe $3 to spare, I am now unemployed and can't pay my rent next month. Just $3 to my ko-fi would help me. Update: Paypal is denying my Kofi request because my Kofi has my preferred name registered to it while paypal has my deadname registered to it, If you can't spare any money, boosting helps <3
UPDATE: I'm living on the streets any cash helps - I have $10 and it's not enough to feed me. Please if you have anything to spare, Thank you.

paypal: paypal.me/IBarrack

The Terra-ists were winning.

Wave after wave of their clumsy, improvised starships burned across the galaxy, spreading fear and chaos in the name of their backward, blue-green planet.

They bled viral DNA bases from ancient nightmares, and breathed burning, corrosive _oxygen_.

Their society was brutal: financialised industrial capitalism.

There was only one answer. The free races of the galaxy were forced to combine to save themselves.

But could they build the singularity gun in time?

Narrativism 

Software is like unto a god.
Legacy software that nobody wants to use is a crawling horror from beyond.
New software is the upstart young church that may yet become the crawling horror in time, but has not yet reached the point of corruption.
Developers are the priests of these gods, tending their development and crafting prayers in their honor.
People who use the software are the flock. May they be devoured last.

SOTN 

👨: Die, 👿, you don't belong in this 🗺!
🦇: It was not by my 🖐 that I was once again given flesh. I was brought here by 👨 who wish to pay me 💵.
👨: 💵? You steal 👨 👻, and make them your slaves!
🦇: The same could be said of all ✝.
👨: Your words are as empty as your 👻! 👨 😷 needs a 👼 such as you!
🦇: What is a 👨? (🍷 💥) A 😢 💩 of secrets! But enough talk! ⚔

First-World Whining 

I want to call out today. I'm still emotionally wiped.

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