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@zetasyanthis *nods! and clings*

With some luck, I might be able to get into a house by then. I'm looking at some expensive options that might be worthwhile to jump on this earlier than planned.

@Sparrow No need to apologize! I'm just happy to see you back! ^^

@thefishcrow What about

FLASH

(AAAAH AAAAAAH)

KOBOLD OF THE UNIVERSE

@Sparrow Hell this is a dream space. Run what you brung. What the hell is gender anyway.

@thefishcrow ....this sounds like the sort of thing that would want to make me tempt you more. :D

"If you require further refreshment," it squeaks and rumbles as you stand there dripping, "there is an ice cream wyrm in the pavilion due south of here, beside the lake."

You find that you are actually shivering in the shade. You pause for a moment, wondering if the ice cream wyrm would give you a cone or spew cold dairy treat all over you, before nodding respectful thanks and hurrying away about your business.

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It turns to look at you, the motion of its head squeaking comically. "Do you need to cool down?" it asks, in a voice of rushing water and more of that rubberized squeaking.

"Yes, please," you say, almost panting.

The dragon opens its maw wide, and you have a moment of misgiving before a multicolored spray of little spheres, each as big as your fist, hurtles towards you. Caught completely by surprise, you flinch slightly as the balloons burst, splashing you with refreshing, cool water.

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