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@Aradia@mastodon.social @Ratttz OMG this is so good! :D

Early in the morning, risin' to the street; 

@mawr
Got to find a reason,
reason things went wrong.

Got to find a pointer, where's that semi-colon gone?

I've got a compiler,
and I can still get high.

I debug CSS
like a mutha-FUCKING riot.

*guitar solo*

Early in the morning, risin' to the street; 

Staring at this code too long,
now I've really got to pee

@ElectricKeet Glory to the sufficiently adjustable chair! Bringer of relief -- or at least less pain. ♥️

*applies heating plush to the affected area*

@mawr @neonNeptunian If you want to tease the ott,
You must boop it!
When boopin's all you got,
You must boop it!
The booper calls to you --
You must boop it!
Now you've got a booper too!
Because you booped it!

Now boop it
On their face
Boop it up
In space
Boop lightly
Boop firm!
Try to prevent it
It makes them squirm!
To boop it
Boop it good

@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town @green @vahnj I've had a couple of those, too. Unfortunately, I can't stop them from happening, I can just change them when they do. I usually nope all the way out of those dreams and start over with a fresh canvas, but escaping the lingering memories is still a chore. >..<

@green @vahnj @Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town Most of the time I let my dreams wander where they will. When they start venturing into negative spaces, I fix them.

I barely remember much about the content, but I have a vivid emotional memory-- which is why I know I frequently dream lucidly.

I can recall several times in dreams where I thought to myself, "Wait, no, these people aren't dead/hurt/hateful in the real world; so... *pop!* there you go, back to normal. Let's resume, shall we? :D"

@kara_dreamer@witches.town Yeah!! Congrats!

@green @vahnj So rad :D

I only ever dream lucidly -- if by lucid we mean "aware that you're dreaming and sometimes able to direct it." I just have the world's worst memory, so the moment I wake up, it's gone. Instantly. Notebook by the bed be damned, it won't make it that far. XD

Birdsite link 

@vahnj THAT IS SO COOL OMG < 3

things I dreamed (these are all pretty vaguely remembered):

* being a giant dragon, tearing apart a planet for materials to either make myself power armor or possibly a giant new robot body, and throwing chunks of the planet at its moon (because it'd be easier to assemble them there)
* a candy shop that had a lollipop for $19, but smaller "lollipops" of chocolate-covered gummy bears in a big bundle for $5
* wolf brothers, one of whom is a "werewolf," the other is a vampire (I kinda like this)

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