Awooest Mawr @mawr@awoo.space

Remember, folks! If you want to build an entire custom website, the last people you should invite to your design meetings are the developers who will build it for you!

Feel free to set launch deadlines without speaking a word to them!

2 weeks of development time for a fully customized interactive website? Should be fiiiine.

...what do you mean this will take 3 months? Well too bad, we're launching in 2 weeks so you'd better get started!

I HATE MARKETING SO MUCH!!!

I'm so frustrated with desktop clients that are just chrome wrappers for web clients and BLOCK THE OS API SPELL CHECKER AND OTHER RELATED FUNCTIONS THAT MAKE LIFE EASIER FOR PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES AAAAAUGH

My body is teddy

Let's destroy capitalism together starting with all the call centers

For those of you lamenting the announcement that Microsoft is killing off paint.exe:

Here's an alternative which adds some sorely missing features to MS Paint and still retains a relatively small footprint: https://www.getpaint.net/

"I spoke with NoMoreMondays campaign director Mawr today who explained that they believe Mondays should forever be a mandatory day of rest. Not for any specifically religious purpose, but rather, and I quote, 'Because Fuck Mondays'. This is Patricia Hardcheese reporting live from Awoo.space. Back to you, Morgan."

Petition to cancel Mondays

Let's get this on the ballot- make Mondays a holiday forever

On second thought, do not adult; it's a trap

I am adult (and so can you!)

Why Monday is required to being awake this is h*cking bullshit

I'm a plush
I'm a squid
I'm a kid
But all soft
(and maybe a little ink saturated ^^)

Yeah yeah yeah SPLATOOOON :D

I mean, seriously. XD

Splatoon 2 is good and also bad, but in good ways. :D