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*a managerial type plush points their tube arm at a whiteboard* "As you can see here, we need to synergize our collaborative efforts to better spearhead the development of our primary goals for this quarter, and…. why do I feel so warm and fuzzy all of a sudden."

*they blink, then shrug*

"Anyway, all in favor of moving forward with this initiative, please paff the table with your big paffy paws."

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I wonder if I can somehow change all the other people on this conference call into ✨💖plush animals💖✨ with some kind of save-the-world ray

Walk up in the club like 

What up I got a stoned duck

What's up folks this is Mawr here with another toot for you all to enjoy so let's get to it!

I'm a plush

Thanks for watching and as always remember to like, comment and subscribe for more great conte-*tackled*

logistics. synergy. group policy, internalities, externalities. [banging on table] solutions! deliverables!

[raising voice, flinging small objects] WORKFLOW MODELS, DIAGRAMS, MINDSHARE

[throws chair through window, screams through it to the outside world] SYNERGYYYYYY

G'night all you lovely friend shaped people
❤️💛💚💙💜

Trying to Build a Mastodon Instance 

I tried to make a test instance of Mastodon today and I learned a lot from the process.

One of the things I learned today is that Docker makes hard things easy and easy things really hard. Adding Docker to the stack of things I need to learn will complicate things too much IMHO, so I'm gonna just install Mastodon without Docker and see how that goes, next time.

Tonight tho, it's SPLAT TIME :D

Saw a tumblr post of Disney princesses dressed in the style of the year their films came out, but someone was missing. 🦊 mastodon.social/media/VpIW7sTx

This is just beautiful; I started crying happy tears almost immediately. ;~;

youtube.com/watch?v=tPwdHxNhqE
"Steven Universe | Estelle Performs 'Stronger than You' (MUSIC VIDEO)" [3:15]

You can awoo if you want to. You can leave birdsite behind. Cause your friends all awoo and when we all awoo, well, you're all friends of mine.

Somebody hack the matrix to change me into a fluffy kobold girl

Alright, which one of you is this? I just know you're on Mastodon somewhere. ♥

Um, yes please you beautiful witchy cutie ♥ ♥ ♥

Launching a non-mobile optimized website in 2017 would be like launching a website that required the java applet plugin in 2007 

...guess who's company decided to forgo mobile design on a new brand site to "save time"

*RAGE*

Politics in General, a reflection 

In public school we called them bullies.
In college we called them assholes.
In politics we call them Republicans.

Jazzanova is so good ♥️

I forgot all about this album. This is one of my favorite albums of all time. :D

If you get bored, skip around a bit in the tracklist-- every track is quite different, but all of it is very jazzy, and the best kind: culturally diverse. :D

youtube.com/watch?v=LX38B_KjrC
Playlist: Jazzanova: In between
(1/15) LOVE and You & I [7:12]

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