Awooest Mawr @mawr@awoo.space

I cannot express in words how incredibly inspiring it is to see a trans woman on stage as the lead singer of a band screaming out lyrics to a couple thousand moshing fans singing in chorus. I'm literally in tears tight now.

Attention Seattle locals:

Against Me! is playing at The Showbox today at 7:30pm and tickets are still available at $25 as of this writing!!

Against Me! is a rad punk band whose lead singer is transgender and they ROCK.

Come join us tonight! :D

https://tickets.axs.com/shop/#/1c7bd598-d70d-450b-8cd9-5a35942364a3/shop/search?lang=en&locale=en_us&preFill=1&eventid=335788&ec=SMS170909&src=AEGLIVE_WSHBXSEA030115VEN001&skin=showboxpresents&fbShareURL=www.axs.com%2Fevents%2F335788%2Fagainst-me-tickets%3Fu%3D12973503%26ref%3Devs_fb

Me: "Hey I just thought you should know... I uh.. I found out that your wife is gay"

Her: "Well I hope so, I married her, after all"

Today I woke up in bed surrounded by soft friends (including @kelseyhusky who was in a ✨plush✨ husky mood YAY) and I just snuggled them all for like an hour and it was the best thing. :D

I am still awake

But at what cost

None pizza left 🍍

PSA on the Equifax breach:

You can enter most anything into their "check if I've been breached" thing and it will say you've been breached.

The whole site they set up is just a scam to force people into signing up for their "identity protection service." You get a year free but you better believe they'll start charging you for it after that, and the opt-out process is never easy.

Don't buy into it. Just keep an eye on your credit report and credit/bank account statements.

🍍🍍🍍

In case you wanted horrible console commands that return stats from Redis servers for monitoring:

# kbps out
echo info stats | redis-cli | sed '1,7d' | sed '2,20d' | sed -r 's/.*instantaneous_output_kbps:([0-9\.]+).*/\1/g'

# kbps in
echo info stats | redis-cli | sed '1,6d' | sed '2,20d' | sed -r 's/.*instantaneous_input_kbps:([0-9\.]+).*/\1/g'

# Connected clients
echo info clients| redis-cli | sed '1d' | sed '2,10d' | sed -r 's/.*connected_clients:([0-9]+).*/\1/g'

OMG I just realized something

Hugh Jackman is an alien infiltrator in a terrible disguise

I mean how else can you explain naming yourself "Jack Human" and then being all "oh shit that's too obvious I better spoonerize that"

Today I meetinged adultly with other professional adults to do mortgage with each other and it was great and business.