Awooest Mawr @mawr@awoo.space

give me a thing that lets you name creatures and has a character limit, and i'll exert years of research and at least two thesis papers on finding the nickname of maximum hilarity that is exactly that many characters long

What happens when one dragon creates another dragon using magic?

Cute as fuck cuddlepiles happen aaaaaa.

"so uh we've got coke, diet coke, sprite, root beer, water, vaporwave water-"

"vaporwave water?"

"it's like regular water but we throw a bust of helios at you when you drink it."

"WHY?"

"the aesthetic." https://mastodon.social/media/1Lbo8Pktbjz8OPpuOX0

Increased character limit is Mastodon's least important feature, albeit a nice perk

Mastodon's primary strength are the decentralization (resilience to failures, government censorship, distributed nature of the moderation and ability to own your own megaphone) and the power dynamic between the product and the users. It is free and open source, and does not seek to exploit the user through ads or surveillance; it is, rather, made by the users for the users.

have you glitched through walls today?
remember that you have to remember to be corporeal, lest you become immaterial and the Earth scurries through the universe without you

this will be fixed in a future patch

If you want to know what to give me for Christmas then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq8SEwnDg0s

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Happy #InternationalRabbitDay. :) #art #illustration https://sylviaritter.deviantart.com/art/Night-Rabbit-693100129 https://mastodon.social/media/Gb0nola2xCci0-73NIY

be kind to yourself

you've been through a lot ❤️

welp.

🎶it's aaaaalllll about that tailsway~
In the middle of the daaaay~
The taaapppin' of your toeclaws
While you wade into the fray

Spread your wings
And whimsy things
And tread the world so lightly~
If life's a drag
Give your tail a waaaag
Let your mind's eye shine so brightly~🎶

it is the 21st night of september my dudes