fluffetti pupcake @mishi@awoo.space

BISCUITS AND GRAVY

also got a new desk chair and my gf assembled it... it is Very Tall and i feel perched upon it but i already like to put my feet up and stuff as it is so it should work out.

my other one was busted anyway

arranged a trade for that MONSTER DILDO so that's nice

getting some art out of it and i'll have to send that thing out next week.

new dildo came in the mail and i am reminded of another dildo i have that i ordered that is WAY TOO BIG and just haunts me from it's original packaging in my closet like a terrifying dick goblin.

i had a buyer for it like a year ago that hem'd and haw'd about getting around to actually paying for it so i could ship it out and at this point i kind of just want to block them from my porn tumblr and just get rid of it however i can.

pro tip from me to you: if you're gonna do any sort of quiet handiwork videos get some earbuds with a mic, put that mic right up on your stuff that you're doing, and rake in them mad ASMR dollars

ROYALTY FREE^^ but whatever i'm already driven up the wall

2 min long royalty song clip looped 6 times while a woman silently shows me how to do embroidery stitches = thank god for the damn mute button

i know there's only so much free music you can use in your youtube videos without worrying about copyright claims out there but if you're going to use it in 12 min long video with no other sound than the music please for the love of god don't just loop the one song you got over and over and over again...

meanwhile i'm over here guzzling down a tiny bottle of good ol motts apple juice

follow me on instagram where i squeeze juicero bags for your ASMR pleasure

1000 degree knife vs juicero bag

worst part of cptsd from a lifetime of abuse is there isn't a definitive pre-trauma person i can remember being and want to recover enough to go back to being. i'm just stuck trying to build and rebuild a better house on top of a bad foundation.